Boyah Confession Booth (Retired)

[Boyager]

My girlfriend is pissing me off because she keeps biting me pretty hard... Having teeth marks covering my fingers and a sore tongue is not really as sexy as she might believe.

Dude what the fuck?


I would love that.

[Boyager]

Dude what the fuck?


I would love that.

She has big sharp pointy teeth

[Boyager]

She has big sharp pointy teeth

Bring it on.

[Boyager]

boyager youre a fucking weirdo

[Boyager]

I care too much about what people think of me. 

[Boyager]

I care too much about what people think of me. 

Me too.

[Boyager]

boyager youre a fucking weirdo

It's not my fault I'm into biting.

[Boyager]

She has big sharp pointy teeth

Fuck you dating, the big bad wolf?

[Boyager]

Everyone always forgets that they are talking to melol

[Boyager]

Fuck you dating, the big bad wolf?

That was actually a reference to the killer rabbit from Monty Python, but good guess

[Boyager]

ypr dump your girlfriend for me

[Boyager]

I fucking hate today.

[Boyager]

i havent cried in forever. i kind of want to. how should i go about making this happen?

[Boyager]

i havent cried in forever. i kind of want to. how should i go about making this happen?

Cut some onions

[Boyager]

Cut some onions

i need an alibi. i cant just go into the kitchen and start chopping away.