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Started by Boyager, July 14, 2008, 12:53:37 AM

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Boyager

July 14, 2008, 12:53:37 AM Last Edit: June 19, 2018, 10:59:02 PM by Magyarorszag
Confess your sins to me, my children.

Boyager


Boyager

I'm bisexual.
I can't hold a pencil right.
I have OCD.

Boyager

Also...


I contradict myself with my own thoughts.
I have mental problems.

Boyager

I guess I'm ready to confess this.

I'm a dumbass.



I only came to this continent because my gay lover told me to. It was a hell of a long trip, and birds kept shitting on my head. I got mad and spat at them, but the spit ended on my face in the end. I swear I saw a dog on water, but I was hallucinating from lack of sleep so it could have just been my imagination.

My ship was raided by pirates, but fortunately I killed them before they did too much harm. They were white, so maybe no one cares that I killed them. At least I'm on good terms with my fellow Asians.

I almost got high when a sign told me to,  but I remembered I was hallucinating so I quickly recovered. At night, I would throw cigarettes in the ocean to show them how much I hate them. I feel sorry now. They didn't deserve it.

When I finally got here, I was shocked at what I saw: Porn everywhere. I mean why no hentai? Are they racist? A white guy looked at me and said something in english, which I didn't know back then and I can't remember what he said.

I saw a candy store. Back then I had no idea what candy was, so I ignored it thinking it to be evil, like my gay lover thinks our tax collector is. You have no idea how much he cost us.

I think I saw a beautiful dragon. I won't go into detail about that, so use your imagination!

That's my confession and I hope you enjoyed it.

Boyager

I don't really hate him.
He just makes things so fucking difficult and reminded me of something that proved me right about myself.(Which isn't a good thing, because it's really bad :()

Also I'm leaving him, yey.

Boyager

Quote from: Boyager on July 14, 2008, 03:21:09 AM
I don't really hate him.
He just makes things so fucking difficult and reminded me of something that proved me right about myself.(Which isn't a good thing, because it's really bad :()

Also I'm leaving him, yey.
Also seeing him pisses me off so fucking much.
He can say "sorry" all he wants but its not going to change anything. Also I'm planning to donate him like 20 bucks for the shit he brought me. (10 for AudioSurf, 10 for Spore creator, and some songs.) Eh, I'll just give him 30 dollars for boyah once I figure out how to use a prepaid debit credit card. Also 10 dollars for that shitty invitation-only torrent place that I secretly think made a plan to capture and make people pay for torrents in a sneaky fashion, those bastards :0

Boyager

Quote from: Boyager on July 14, 2008, 03:26:38 AM
Also seeing him pisses me off so fucking much.
He can say "sorry" all he wants but its not going to change anything. Also I'm planning to donate him like 20 bucks for the shit he brought me. (10 for AudioSurf, 10 for Spore creator, and some songs.) Eh, I'll just give him 30 dollars for boyah once I figure out how to use a prepaid debit credit card. Also 10 dollars for that shitty invitation-only torrent place that I secretly think made a plan to capture and make people pay for torrents in a sneaky fashion, those bastards :0
ALSO I FUCKING WANT HIM TO REMOVE MY PICTURE FROM HIS FUCKING AVATAR.

Boyager

Also shut the fuck up Famy.
I know you're reading this. :(

Boyager

Quote from: Boyager on July 14, 2008, 03:32:21 AM
Also shut the fuck up Famy.
I know you're reading this. :(
Also I want him to get over it.

Boyager

Also someone add a edit post option just for me. :'(

hotlikesauce.

I'm sorry that I'm a dumbshit enough for you guys to hate me so bad.

ncba93ivyase


Quote from: ncba93ivyase on June 18, 2014, 07:58:34 PMthis isa great post i will use it in my sig

Chris (JayJay)


Boyager

 I really don't like myself. I like other people way more.



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