hello world

[Daddy]

system.out.println("Can I speak Java?\n Press 1 for Yes \n Press 2 for No");
int response = input.next();

if(response = 1){
system.out.println("lol thanks");
} else if(response = 2_{
for (int i = 0; i< 100; i++) {
system.out.println("FUCK YOU JAVA IS A LANGUAGE");
}
}else{
system.out.println("Pick a fucking valid option, you fag");
}

[ncba93ivyase]

guess = raw_input('Can I speak in Python? ')
if guess == 'yes':
       print 'fuck yeah'
if guess == 'no':
        print 'fuck you'
elif guess != 'yes' or 'no':
        print 'I need a nice hot dicking'

[Feynman]

if ($abovepost=="")
   echo "yeah i may learn python";
elseif {$php=='sucks')
   die (i must learn python);
else
   echo "lolwut";

[ncba93ivyase]

if ($abovepost=="")
   echo "yeah i may learn python";
elseif {$php=='sucks')
   die (i must learn python);
else
   echo "lolwut";

lol semicolons