I cannot yet grow a beard

[Hiro]

But i do gots some bitchin' sideburns.

[sans culottes]

I'm considering growing sideburns that godown to the bottom of my head, because I can.

[Hiro]

I'm considering growing sideburns that godown to the bottom of my head, because I can.

Yeah, I gots 'em right now, and they're full and awesome.

[Hiro]

I have this friend that can grow a full face of hair in like 2 days. He's like a wolf man.

[Samus Aran]

I can grow a beard, but I always shave everything off and keep my face nice and smooth.

[sans culottes]

I have this friend that can grow a full face of hair in like 2 days. He's like a wolf man.

maybe he's a homo erectus

I can grow a beard, but I always shave everything off and keep my face nice and smooth.

fag

[Samus Aran]

fag

My girl likes my face smooth.

[YPrrrr]

This weekend is the first time I've ever shaved...

[sans culottes]

My girl likes my face smooth.

suck-up

[Samus Aran]

suck-up

I get sex. Do you?

[sans culottes]

I get sex. Do you?

no because im still in high school artard

really, don't have a cow if you get a beard. the guys in zz top have huge beards and they get more ass than a toilet seat.

[superclucky]

I get sex.

lol

[Daddy]

ima grow goatee 

[Samus Aran]

no because im still in high school artard

really, don't have a cow if you get a beard. the guys in zz top have huge beards and they get more ass than a toilet seat.

I know. I just don't want a beard and my girlfriend doesn't want me to have one either.

And being in high school has nothing to do with it. Kids have sex in high school constantly.

lol

okay

[bluaki]

Why do most guys seem to like things like beard, sideburns, mustache, etc.?
Wouldn't it be itchy or something?