The guy in the room next to mine is having obnoxiously loud sex

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Is it gay sex?

[Samus Aran]

Perhaps you should make a gloryhole through the wall

"Porky's" makes me afraid to try that.

By the way guys, I think it's either done with or his girlfriend/hooker passed out because she's not making noise anymore

[YPrrrr]

Tell them lunar eclipses increase your odds of getting pregnant and/or nullify contraceptives

[Bushy]

"Porky's" makes me afraid to try that.

By the way guys, I think it's either done with or his girlfriend/hooker passed out because she's not making noise anymore

What's Porky's?

[Daddy]

What's Porky's?

A movie.

[Samus Aran]

What's Porky's?

a movie

in one scene the guys are peeping through a hole at naked girls in a locker room and the girls notice, so one of the guys sticks his dick through the hole to piss them off but then the gym teacher who's fat and ugly comes by and grabs his dick and yanks on it

[Nyerp]

a movie

in one scene the guys are peeping through a hole at naked girls in a locker room and the girls notice, so one of the guys sticks his dick through the hole to piss them off but then the gym teacher who's fat and ugly comes by and grabs his dick and yanks on it

you don't like a little tug here and there?

[Samus Aran]

you don't like a little tug here and there?

no i'd prefer a handjob

i'm not a masochist so i don't really see the pleasure in getting my dick yanked so much that it hurts

[Bushy]

a movie

in one scene the guys are peeping through a hole at naked girls in a locker room and the girls notice, so one of the guys sticks his dick through the hole to piss them off but then the gym teacher who's fat and ugly comes by and grabs his dick and yanks on it

I don't think some fat dyke will come and yank your cock off.

But you could piss through the hole

[Samus Aran]

I don't think some fat dyke will come and yank your cock off.

But you could piss through the hole

i don't have anything to make a hole with

and by the way it sounds like they've started up again, but i can tell they're trying to be quieter

maybe someone told them to shut up

[Nyerp]

Got a TV or radio?

[YPrrrr]

I really hope I don't get a sex-crazed roommate when I'm in college...

[superpowerpills.net]

ky jelly

[Samus Aran]

Got a TV or radio?

yeah why

[Nyerp]

yeah why

Turn it up really loud.

He'll complain but then embarass him with what you heard.