Irony

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

So you guys remember that one chick who gave me a handjob a couple of months ago.

Welllllll....anywho, I went to church thing for teens. After sermon I was on my way out the door, and some chick stops me. "Hey hows it going?" and I remember who it is. I said hey and it was kinda awkward for awhile because I didn't call her like I said I would. Then I was like bye and I left.

The Ironic part: [spoiler]The sermon was about abstinence and staying "sex free" until you married.[/spoiler]

ITT irony in your life.

[FULL_METAL_RYDER2]

I'm black but don't act as such.

Who am I?

[KonohaShinobi]

I'm black but don't act as such.

Who am I?

V?

[Nyerp]

1 time i ated a pizza that turned out to b a pie i was all "wtf lol??"

[Bushy]

One day

Two Day

Red Day

Blue Day

[FULL_METAL_RYDER2]

V?

no blizihadoken fagit.

[bluaki]

So you guys remember that one chick who gave me a handjob a couple of months ago.

I don't see a post in the dreams board about it

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

I don't see a post in the dreams board about it

you jerk 

[Socks]

The sermon was about abstinence and staying "sex free" until you married.[/spoiler]

A hand job is not sex, and I have it on good authority Jesus loved the hand job as well. Irony... Hmm, I was once denied tobacco with a real ID but sold liquor with a fake one.

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

A hand job is not sex, and I have it on good authority Jesus loved the hand job as well. Irony... Hmm, I was once denied tobacco with a real ID but sold liquor with a fake one.

That's why I put "sex free" in quotations. According to the speaker, it was all sex

[ncba93ivyase]

That's why I put "sex free" in quotations. According to the speaker, it was all sex

It's all some sort of sexual action.

If a woman gives a handjob, she's just not a virgin anymore.

[YPrrrr]

I don't see a post in the dreams board about it

lol, you've had some nice burns today

[Daddy]

It's all some sort of sexual action.

If a woman gives a handjob, she's just not a virgin anymore.

If you get one are you still a virgin.

[Socks]

It's all some sort of sexual action.

If a woman gives a handjob, she's just not a virgin anymore.

That makes no sense, she might not be "clean", "pure" or "innocent" or whatever moronic phrases people use but she is still a virgin, her cherry has not been broken.  As far as that speaker, he probably fingers choir boys during his lunch break so I wouldn't take it too seriouslyââ,¬Â¦

[bluaki]

lol, you've had some nice burns today

huh?
I guess I'm in somewhat of a bad mood tonight.