Stupid Socks

[YPrrrr]

... and polished hardwood floors. I was over at my friends house, and they apparently just polished their floors as I learned later... point is I fell, and as I fell, I reached out to grab the counter, which was actually an electric stove, which apparently was heating up or still cooling down because it hurt like hell. Meanwhile, my fall also partially landed on a sleeping cat's tail, waking it, and causing it to run off with one of the most disturbing cries I have ever heard... fortunately the cat is fine. Anyways...

Stories of clumsiness/socks (not the user dammit)/burns.

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

Onetime I masturbated with a sock and now its crunchy kinda

[V]

Good one, Ypr.

[Feynman]

(not the user dammit)

Why did you capitalize the 'S' as if it was a name, then? Obviously you made this topic to cause some sort of confusion or direct some attention not to your story, but the user.

[Nyerp]

Bait-and-switch.

[V]

Why did you capitalize the 'S' as if it was a name, then? Obviously you made this topic to cause some sort of confusion or direct some attention not to your story, but the user.

Your astute observation skills serve you well. 

[Socks]

I once played basketball in socks for a few weeks during last summer due to a gym coach who had a rather larger penis up his colon.

[YPrrrr]

Onetime I masturbated with a sock and now its crunchy kinda

... ok no more sock stories like this please

Why did you capitalize the 'S' as if it was a name, then? Obviously you made this topic to cause some sort of confusion or direct some attention not to your story, but the user.

Take it as you will

[sans culottes]

lol, socks

[CutLess]

Dude, you were totally supposed skate on the floor.  I always do that.

[YPrrrr]

Dude, you were totally supposed skate on the floor.  I always do that.

Yeah, I can normally do that... but this floor was polished really well or with grease, because it was hard just to walk on it in my socks.

[KonohaShinobi]

[CutLess]

Yeah, I can normally do that... but this floor was polished really well or with grease, because it was hard just to walk on it in my socks.

Oh, it's much worse when the floor actually is covered with grease.  It's like your shoes are balls; they're never perfectly still.  And when you shift your weight, you'll fall flat on your face.

it sucks having a senile grandmother

[ncba93ivyase]

Why did you capitalize the 'S' as if it was a name, then? Obviously you made this topic to cause some sort of confusion or direct some attention not to your story, but the user.

Titles are supposed to be capitalized, idort. It's a rule of English.

And I once was sliding down my stairs on my butt (the stairs were carpetted with shag), and I ran out to the kitchen and bumped my little toe on the fridge and broke it. In case you're wondering, right to the right of the staircase was the kitchen and the fridge about two feet away from the lowest step.

[Claquesous]

I once tried to skate on a hardwood floor, but I got splinters in my foot instead...