PoTD: you have a quarter, and can buy one of the following

[Snorkel]

I think this is a tricky one. 

[KonohaShinobi]

Blowjob, no teeth or that bitch loses hers.

[Trini]

Just how well would these acts be performed, if I happened to buy one of them? 

[Blaze-Senpai]

Gumball, because sluts are slutty.

[FullmetalGanon]

if a girl was willing to titty fuck for 25 cents...

[Daddy]

A gumball.  If the chick is only charging a quarter then her mouth must be nasty.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I'd take the gum. Sluts are bitches.

[Pyrate]

I'd like a titty fuck.

[spoiler]To be performed on myself. [/spoiler]

[Socks]

Newspaper, the only thing up there that you can resell for 25 Cents after having read it (experienced it).

[Blaze-Senpai]

I'd like a titty fuck.

[spoiler]To be performed on myself. [/spoiler]

Me first.

[FULL_METAL_RYDER2]

Newspaper, the only thing up there that you can resell for 25 Cents after having read it (experienced it).

OMG THATS WHAT THAT MEANS HOLY SHIT OH GOD SOCKS I FUCKING LOVE YOU

[Squirtlejazz]

Titty fuck.

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

Newspaper

[bluaki]

I don't like any of those, I'd keep the quarter.

[Snorkel]

No foot fetishes here, eh? 

I guess I'd go with the tit fuck, if they were good tits.