I HAVE 5 OREOS IN MY MOUTH

[Daddy]

ITT we discuss feats that you have accomplished that you didn't think you could.


also this is hard to chew.

[Selkie]

Jesus should I call the hospital???!/???  meaty cocks

also, I can't think of aythinf 

[YPrrrr]

I fit 30+ cheese  puff balls in my mouth

[Nyerp]

I raped myself.

[The artist formally known]

did a sit up while standing

[Albel The Wicked]

I bet the gay guys are happy to hear that.

Jumping, singing, waving my arms, kicking, and eating at the same time.

[Socks]

Hit a Squirrel with a rocks and a Snapple bottle from a considerable distance, in the same day, V can back me up on this. As for bragging about fitting things in your mouth, probably not the best idea..

[ncba93ivyase]

Hit a Squirrel with a rocks and a Snapple bottle from a considerable distance, in the same day, V can back me up on this.

Animal cruelty is nothing to brag about.

Unless it's a dog, since all they do is bark and attack small children.

[YPrrrr]

Animal cruelty is nothing to brag about.

Unless it's a dog, since all they do is bark and attack small children.

What about Balto

[Socks]

Animal cruelty is nothing to brag about.

Perhaps, but my amazing aim is. Anyway, this particular squirrel had it coming, it was blatantly eating some nuts without reacting to the presence of a human walking nearby. So I promptly showed his furry ass why evolution relegates him to eating nuts for survival and me making hoes eat my nuts for personal pleasure.

By the way, attacking small children is nothing to be upset about, in that sense dogs do serve a purpose.

Socks.

[NOA_Haunted]

SAVE DA OREOS YOUZ POOR NEED TO SAVE YOUR FOOD!

[Squirtlejazz]

Perhaps, but my amazing aim is. Anyway, this particular squirrel had it coming, it was blatantly eating some nuts without reacting to the presence of a human walking nearby. So I promptly showed his furry ass why evolution relegates him to eating nuts for survival and me making hoes eat my nuts for personal pleasure.

By the way, attacking small children is nothing to be upset about, in that sense dogs do serve a purpose.

Socks.

Your posts are amazing.

[wawi]

I'm going to have to try that now 

[Placebo Headwound]

Perhaps, but my amazing aim is. Anyway, this particular squirrel had it coming, it was blatantly eating some nuts without reacting to the presence of a human walking nearby. So I promptly showed his furry ass why evolution relegates him to eating nuts for survival and me making hoes eat my nuts for personal pleasure.

By the way, attacking small children is nothing to be upset about, in that sense dogs do serve a purpose.

Socks.

I like this guy.

[me003]

I put a dead skunk in a school snack vending machine.