Funny things you have said to your parents.

[NOA_Haunted]

Today I told my mom my goal by the end of the school year was to get laid. She replied back that I am not going to get laid this year. So I said ok next year she didn't say anything after that.

[FULL_METAL_RYDER2]

"I'm your son"

she laughed pretty hard.

[Daddy]

"I'm eating my chicken, bitch"  --After my mother tried kicking me out of the house and taking my chicken.

[NOA_Haunted]

"I'm eating my chicken, bitch"  --After my mother tried kicking me out of the house and taking my chicken.

Why was your mom kicking you out?

[Daddy]

Why was your mom kicking you out?

idk she thought i was talking about her.

[ME##]

'Bitch, I asked you for fucking Chocolate chip Cookie Dough ice cream, are you retarded?'

[NOA_Haunted]

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? lolwut

Don't post stupidly.

[Wrench]

I always fool around saying this is my house and ask "Do YOU pay the bills here?!"  caterpie;

[Albel The Wicked]

I rather not say mine.  They are not funny, just mean.

[ME##]

I always fool around saying this is my house and ask "Do YOU pay the bills here?!"  caterpie;

I do that too, but I'm serious when I say it.

[YPrrrr]

Don't post stupidly.

Because the topic doesn't sound like Kids say the Darndest Things?

[Bushy]

Her: "You are getting a job when you're 15

Me: Did YOU Have a job when you were 15?

Her: No, but...

Me: Oh yeah, that's really fair.  I have to get a job at 15, but you didn't.  nice Job Mom

Her: You're grounded

[Feynman]

dad: "y r u poops banans"
me: "y not"

[Daddy]

dad: "y r u poops banans"
me: "y not"

[Bushy]

You're going to want a job when you're 15, trust me.

Well I want to think of jobs as shit, currently.