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Started by Feynman, January 21, 2008, 04:35:33 PM

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Feynman

January 21, 2008, 04:35:33 PM
I went to sunday school, and before taking a stupid exam, the teacher asks "Where were you the last two weeks?"  I responded by saying "uh last week dentist and the week before that grandparents came from their pilgramage" and the guy just goes "I wasn't born yesterday." The next week, I came in with a note from my dentist and my grandparents' plane ticket receipts. The idiot just went "... oh..." and I said "Don't be so quick to think people are lying. Lying is forbidden by God." lol threw in god for the hell of it

FUCKING IDIOT

YPrrrr

January 21, 2008, 04:36:48 PM #1
Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor

ncba93ivyase

January 21, 2008, 04:38:46 PM #2
God doesn't exist.

FUCKING IDIOT.

But my French teacher always makes up French stereotypes when she can't explain something. Also, she thinks she understands science and anatomy and all that baloney well and says brain cells never regenerate and some other wackass boooolshit.

Quote from: ncba93ivyase on June 18, 2014, 07:58:34 PMthis isa great post i will use it in my sig

Feynman

January 21, 2008, 04:39:26 PM #3
Quote from: Lawlz on January 21, 2008, 04:38:46 PM
God doesn't exist.


I threw it in to make him think. baddood;

superclucky

January 21, 2008, 04:53:57 PM #4
I help my study hall teacher open up MS Paint.

This hot guy likes to turn my book bag inside out. :(
kewns are smelly

Commander Fuckass

January 21, 2008, 04:56:27 PM #5
Quote from: Clucky et al. on January 21, 2008, 04:53:57 PM
I help my study hall teacher open up MS Paint.

This hot guy likes to turn my book bag inside out. :(
:( He wants to be inside you
http://psnprofiles.com/TheMaysian][/URL]3DS Friend Code: 5086-5790-7151

superclucky

January 21, 2008, 04:58:31 PM #6
Quote from: Captain Yesterday on January 21, 2008, 04:56:27 PM
:( He wants to be inside you
how can he be pale and pretty at the same time :(
kewns are smelly

Albel The Wicked

January 21, 2008, 05:01:10 PM #7
Quote from: Clucky et al. on January 21, 2008, 04:58:31 PM
how can he be pale and pretty at the same time :(
You dont have to be tan to be pretty. baddood;

Daddy

January 21, 2008, 05:05:51 PM #8
Quote from: Clucky et al. on January 21, 2008, 04:58:31 PM
how can he be pale and pretty at the same time :(
i already told you that he's gay

Albel The Wicked

January 21, 2008, 05:06:36 PM #9
Quote from: JMV290 on January 21, 2008, 05:05:51 PM
i already told you that he's gay
Why do you say this? befuddlement

Daddy

January 21, 2008, 05:08:12 PM #10
Quote from: Dipshatted on January 21, 2008, 05:06:36 PM
Why do you say this? befuddlement


he doesnt respond correctly when clucky touched his ass with her foot.

Albel The Wicked

January 21, 2008, 05:12:39 PM #11
Quote from: JMV290 on January 21, 2008, 05:08:12 PM
he doesnt respond correctly when clucky touched his ass with her foot.
What does he do?

Daddy

January 21, 2008, 05:13:34 PM #12

Albel The Wicked

January 21, 2008, 05:14:07 PM #13

Daddy

January 21, 2008, 05:15:42 PM #14
Quote from: Dipshatted on January 21, 2008, 05:14:07 PM
lol.

What do you mean?
How could one NOT like it when clucky touches their buttocks and still be straight?
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