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So my mom asked a hell of a question today.

Started by The Hand That Fisted Everyone, January 21, 2008, 03:37:24 PM

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Samus Aran

Quote from: Dipshatted on January 21, 2008, 04:19:24 PM
Guys we are not funny.  This thread is a vivid example of it.


Wow, nothing gets by you, huh? You sure catch on fast!

Albel The Wicked

Quote from: Kaz on January 21, 2008, 04:22:20 PM
Wow, nothing gets by you, huh? You sure catch on fast!
Kaz you are not funny either.  You are just making it worse.

Samus Aran


Kalahari Inkantation

Quote from: Dipshatted on January 21, 2008, 04:23:48 PM
Kaz you are not funny either.  You are just making it worse.
Wow, nothing gets by you, huh? You sure catch on fast!

Albel The Wicked

Quote from: Kaz on January 21, 2008, 04:24:15 PM
Ironically, so are you.
... Its not ironic.  I already stated that i was not funny either. |:

Cookie

Ironic"

An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
And isn't it ironic... don't you think

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought... it figures

Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
"Well isn't this nice..."
And isn't it ironic... don't you think

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought... it figures

Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up
In your face

A traffic jam when you're already late
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic...don't you think
A little too ironic...and, yeah, I really do think...

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought... it figures

Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
Helping you out

YPrrrr

I think it would be ironic if we were all made out of iron doodthing;

FULL_METAL_RYDER2



Snorkel

Quote from: XYZ on January 21, 2008, 03:39:31 PM
My health teacher said a lot of homeless people are schizophrenic so they probably think it's a jet or something.


That didn't make sense.  befuddlement

Also, I agree with James. They race at night.

Houdini

Maybe they use the carts to put less stress on their legs, much as an elderly person uses a walker.

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