itt stupid things you remember for no reason

[Houdini]

When I was about four, my parents gave me a little bunny made out of sugar on Easter. Neither me or my brother could figure out what it was made of because we were retarded, so for some reason I said "Maybe it's Easter fuck". I didn't even know fuck was a word; it just looked like Easter fuck to me.

Anyways, my mom pretty much exploded and made me go to my room. I think my grandparents were there, too.

[Geno]

I remember a dream I had when I was 4 involving big bird biting my nose off.

It hurt like hell too.

[Pyrate]

In preschool, there was this fat girl named Sarah who was obsessed with me, and one day I had to miss recess because I kept talking too loud during playtime (). She was like, "BUT WHY CAN'T AMY COME TO RECESS?"

[Nyerp]

i remember these indian girls me and my brother called fat becky & sarah

we would go to their house and watch sailor moon and DBZ

becky played FFVII one time

one day they came to my house while i was shitting

[ncba93ivyase]

i remember these indian girls me and my brother called fat becky & sarah

we would go to their house and watch sailor moon and DBZ

becky played FFVII one time

one day they came to my house while i was shitting

I hate knowing a friend will come over, because I'm always afraid they'll knock when I'm on the toilet.

[Trini]

I remember a dream I had when I was 4 involving big bird biting my nose off.

It hurt like hell too.

That reminds me...

I was eating my ice cream in my doorstep. And one of these came up and stole it.

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It was a vanilla in a cone with Oreo crumbles on top. Pure deliciousness, taken away from me.  edumacate;

[j o e i n c]

entonces, mi mapache es en mi pantalones y digo 'hola'

[Nyerp]

I hate knowing a friend will come over, because I'm always afraid they'll knock when I'm on the toilet.

yeah, but i didn't know

no fair warning, not cool

[Wrench]

My mother beat me with a wooden spoon for getting late to church then hit me again since I was crying.

[ncba93ivyase]

My mother beat me with a wooden spoon for getting late to church then hit me again since I was crying.

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?

[Wrench]

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?

Exactly. lol

That was when I was forced to go to church around age 9.

[Himu]

Oh, and when my sister beat me up for destroying her barbies.

[YPrrrr]

My mother beat me with a wooden spoon for getting late to church then hit me again since I was crying.

Some lady hit me in the back of the head for talking to my friend in church when I was like 6.

[Darklink]

I spitted on a gurl in preschool.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I hate knowing a friend will come over, because I'm always afraid they'll knock when I'm on the toilet.

I'm always afraid someone will call while I'm taking a shower.