itt stupid things you remember for no reason

[rreeppttaarr]

When I was about four years old, a swarm of bats came out of a tree and started flying toward me and my cousins.

God only knows why I remember that, it wasn't exactly traumatizing.

Just out of the ordinary.

[Nyerp]

the first time i got in trouble in kindergarten
some kids were fighting over a ruler, i took no part in it!
i had to take my apple down from the tree and i cried edumacate;
the teachers were just standing there smiling

also in kindergarten when we had to draw a nutcracker i didn't know what to do so some nice retard girl drew one for me :0)

in 2nd or 3rd grade i remember having a fake marriage with some mexican girl who was my friend...i might have kissed her on the cheek? in class to celebrate my teacher gave us laffy taffy. sweat; also one day an asian girl i liked couldn't get into her house so she came over to my house and watched me play donkey kong country 3

in 7th grade my social studies teacher told us her story about how when she was in college a man proposed to her and in the same night had a seizure in his sleep and died...i was like

i have so many stories...i love life

but i guess there is a reason to remember all those things

so here's one that's stupid

i remember counting leaves that were painted on a wall...there were 34, 17 on each side

[just1more]

I still remember playing with a frisbee at my dad's company picnic when I was two years old.

I also remember playing with my baby brother a lot when I was five. And I remember having a dream that i found a half dollar coin when I was six.

And there are so many other things i remember, too.

[Nyerp]

i just gave my life story

[The Speaker Of Words]

In kindergarten, I beat up a kid who said I had girl pants. Also, this one kid brought 5 dollars to school and showed the bill off to everyone. I found it on the floor later that day and took it. Then, when I got home, my mom asked me where I got that money and I said he gave it to me. She made me take it back and apologize.  edumacate;

[Kalahari Inkantation]

the first time i got in trouble in kindergarten
some kids were fighting over a ruler, i took no part in it!
i had to take my apple down from the tree and i cried edumacate;
the teachers were just standing there smiling

lol

In kindergarten, I beat up a kid who said I had girl pants.

double lol

When I was in first grade, this decrepit old bitch Mrs. Tamagni sent my friend outside and said "IF YOU SAY RETARDED ONE MORE TIME I'M SENDING YOU TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE", and I said "What's so bad about saying retired? My uncle's retired".

I didn't realize that she had actually said retarded, or what retarded even meant, until like 3rd grade.

I think this may just be the greatest thread in existence.

[Pyrate]

I remember this dream I had when I was 4 about being in a grocery store while a giant orange pickle ran rampant.

[Sync]

I remember this one time in 7th grade, we were taking a test and i let loose a big loud fart.
Everyone laughed for 5 minutes.

[Samus Aran]

In kindergarten, I beat up a kid who said I had girl pants. Also, this one kid brought 5 dollars to school and showed the bill off to everyone. I found it on the floor later that day and took it. Then, when I got home, my mom asked me where I got that money and I said he gave it to me. She made me take it back and apologize.  edumacate;

I punched a kid in the face when I was in kindergarten and broke his glasses.

Now, that kid just happens to be one of my friends. His name is Nick and he's still a bit of a nerd but he's also a total druggie.

[Sync]

I punched a kid in the face when I was in kindergarten and broke his glasses.

Now, that kid just happens to be one of my friends. His name is Nick and he's still a bit of a nerd but he's also a total druggie.

Pothead?

[Albel The Wicked]

Riding my bycicle all around my house.  I dont even know how i remember since i was like 4.
I had this scary dream where i was in a chess board and i was in the middle of it but could not get out because there were spiky bushes all around it.
Never ever winning anything.
Watching porn with my friends and cousins.
The time one of my friends showed me his penis.(WTF?!)
Crying for my mom when she went to work.lol

[Trini]

I somehow left my house at like 6 in the morning when I was 5. And I ran back home screaming, because I thought bugs were chasing me. They were actually just kinda hanging around though. And then my dad whooped my ass. 

[Squirtlejazz]

Crying when my mom dropped me off at school in 1st grade.
I  can still name all the kids in my 2nd grade class.
Being called the smartest 6th grader in the school when I was in 5th grade. Hax?

[Placebo Headwound]

I remember I would always walk onto the fire escape to look at the view and scared the crap out of the babysitter when I was 3.

[YPrrrr]

In pre-school I set up a butchery shop using blocks... We set up a town during "free time" where each kid had a store that people could pretend to shop at. The teacher suggested that I use my blocks to help one of the kids who was shopping set up a shop.

I found out later that the teacher was a vegetarian.