dear andrew1911

[Andrew1911]

may i fuck you in front of his face

yes u may

[Andrew1911]

Dear Andrew,

I get lonely at night when my girlfriend leaves for trips to her town. What can I do to pass the time while her vagoo is not available to me?  china;

Sincerely, Stephen anonymous

kill yourself
no vagoo

[Gambit17]

stick a thermometer up your urethra

Listen mother fucker, I don't wanna hear about your twisted sexual fantasies about Mexicans. Leave me out of it, but record it for archive. Thanks 

[Daddy]

dear andrew
oh god how did this get here i am not good with computer
sincerecly not good with computer

[Gambit17]

kill yourself
no vagoo

But I already paid for the suit and everything. 

[Houdini]

dear andrew i like dicks and cocks does this mean im gay

[Nyerp]

dear andrew,

is carrie a good movie

sincerely, a non-e mouse

[Selkie]

Listen mother fucker, I don't wanna hear about your twisted sexual fantasies about Mexicans. Leave me out of it, but record it for archive. Thanks 

fine, geez, just jerk off then....

i just thought I'd suggest something new...

[Gambit17]

fine, geez, just jerk off then....

i just thought I'd suggest something new...

Awww, ily still. 

[Selkie]

dear andrew,

is carrie a good movie

sincerely, a non-e mouse

girl has psychic power, girl kills all her classmates, the end.

Does it sound like a good movie?

[Gambit17]

girl has psychic power, girl kills all her classmates, the end.

Does it sound like a good movie?

ya it duz

[Gambit17]

yey, so... about what I was just saying  ...

k ill go and video tape me sticking a thermometer up my urethra brb

[Nyerp]

girl has psychic power, girl kills all her classmates, the end.

Does it sound like a good movie?

yes caterpie;

[Selkie]

k ill go and video tape me sticking a thermometer up my urethra brb

nono i meant jerking off

ew i don't wana see a thermometer up a urethra \:

[Gambit17]

nono i meant jerking off

ew i don't wana see a thermometer up a urethra \:

lol I thought much you pervert you. =|  Although, jacking off does sound appealing.