dear andrew1911

[Andrew1911]

dear andrew

What does it mean when a girl randomly grabs my ass in gym class

love anonymous

she wants to kill you

[Andrew1911]

Dear Andrew

how do I love


with my anonymous love, Tri4se

that is a good question, tri4se

but there is no love

only sex

u will die alone

[Andrew1911]

Dear Andrew1911,

What can I do to get Alex to fall for me? I've only known her for a month, but we both kinda like each other. I need something to really get her to like me. Also, her birthday is on the 15th.

- Sincerely,
                  Anonymous

get her a vibrator

shell be all yours

[Andrew1911]

dear andrew;
today me and this girl (who calls me tiger ^o^) started talking before class began
class was about to begin, so she was about to go to her seat, so she said bye and began to leave
then she turned around, looked like she was about to say something, got all red, and left
WHAT DID SHE WANT TO SAY :'(

she wanted to say 'i gotta take a shit'

that also means she wants to take a shit on your relationship so that was the last time you saw her

ha

[Andrew1911]

dear andrew.

i am a 14 year old girl and my parents just dont understand.  all of my other friends get to stay out all night and have their boyfriends over at night.  they get new ipods when they come out and i still have an ipod mini.  last week my friend "becky" had an abortion and my parents wont let me talk to her anymore. about 3 days ago my parents caught me cybering with a guy i met online and i think i love him.   he tells me that im beautiful. i dont care that hes 30. i love him.    how do i get my parents to let us love. they never let me do anything.

sincerely,
                mistreated

kill ur parents

that is the only way

[Andrew1911]

dear andrew1911

can you please help the LSU tigers loose and drop out of the top 10.

Sincerely, a high spirited retard

i cannot help the impossible

[Sam]

Dear andrew,

What does it feel like to jerk off?

Love, sam (a.k.a. "anonymous")

[Daddy]

dear andrew

your kid's a fucking emo bitch and I'm going to slit his throat


sincerely, anonymous

[Selkie]

Dear Andrew,

if I grab this girl's boobs, will she get mad at me? If so, how do I do it covertly?

love .....er, from Selkie.

[LCK]

dear andrew

my boyfriend wants to have sex with me but i don't think im ready
he says if i don't let him play in my happy place, it means i don't really love him
what do i do

~anonymous

[Selkie]

dear andrew

my boyfriend wants to have sex with me but i don't think im ready
he says if i don't let him play in my happy place, it means i don't really love him
what do i do

~anonymous

you let the bastard have it.

I mean hit him with a club.

[YPrrrr]

Dear Andrew,

Before you die and leave this column to your child, can you tell me if they are really competent enough to offer advice?

love, a skeptic

[LCK]

you let the bastard have it.

I mean hit him with a club.

ur not andrew

[Selkie]

ur not andrew

o yea my bad

[Wrench]

ur not andrew

My name is Andrew.