dear andrew1911

[YPrrrr]

My name is Andrew.

Andy? Drew? Ndr? Ew?

Nickname? caterpie;

[LCK]

My name is Andrew.

what do i do

[Wrench]

what do i do

Charge money for him to sex you up. Or beat him with a club.

Andy? Drew? Ndr? Ew?

Nickname? caterpie;

I normally go by Andrew or my last name. Mom calls me Drew though.

[LCK]

Charge money for him to sex you up. Or beat him with a club.I normally go by Andrew or my last name. Mom calls me Drew though.

soich
soich

soich

SOICH

[Wrench]

soich
soich

soich

SOICH

tupa
tupa

tupa

TUPA

[LCK]

tupa
tupa

tupa

TUPA

who

[Andrew1911]

Dear andrew,

What does it feel like to jerk off?

Love, sam (a.k.a. "anonymous")

i have no gentilia so, alas, i cannot say

[Andrew1911]

dear andrew

your kid's a fucking emo bitch and I'm going to slit his throat


sincerely, anonymous

joke's on you

my kid has been dead for three years

[Andrew1911]

Dear Andrew,

if I grab this girl's boobs, will she get mad at me? If so, how do I do it covertly?

love .....er, from Selkie.

kill her and grab her breats

its the only way

also make sure to go to the police and tell them

[Andrew1911]

dear andrew

my boyfriend wants to have sex with me but i don't think im ready
he says if i don't let him play in my happy place, it means i don't really love him
what do i do

~anonymous

dump him
and fuck someone right in front of his face

[Andrew1911]

Dear Andrew,

Before you die and leave this column to your child, can you tell me if they are really competent enough to offer advice?

love, a skeptic

my child is dead

[Selkie]

kill her and grab her breats

its the only way

also make sure to go to the police and tell them

alright so just for a general window, how long does it take for rigor mortise to kick in?

[Gambit17]

Dear Andrew,

I get lonely at night when my girlfriend leaves for trips to her town. What can I do to pass the time while her vagoo is not available to me?  china;

Sincerely, Stephen anonymous

[Selkie]

Dear Andrew,

I get lonely at night when my girlfriend leaves for trips to her town. What can I do to pass the time while her vagoo is not available to me?  china;

Sincerely, Stephen anonymous

stick a thermometer up your urethra

[LCK]

dump him
and fuck someone right in front of his face

may i fuck you in front of his face