Oh good jesus.....

[Selkie]

I went into the bathroom today at school, go to a stall, begin to unzip, and see a fucking piece of looseleaf with dicks drawn on it and a picture of a bird cumming into the mouths of it's babies, and white shit all over it, and all over the inside of the stall, and the most potent and terribly unique smell ever rising up from it.

I then make the connection...

I jump back, and run out, wiping myself like crazy and spitting. I taste the smell on my toung, and my spit(which is a lot because I just got a retainer) tastes like the smell, and oh god.

It was terrible.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

lol

[KonohaShinobi]

A bird fetish

[Mediciman]

Sounds Sexy.

[Nyerp]

you liked it caterpie;

[YPrrrr]

Dude, I know. Horseradish is so fucking nasty :'(

[Daddy]

You didn't take pics of it?

Fag

[Selkie]

You didn't take pics of it?

Fag

I was holding my hand over my mouth because I felt vomit rising up me, holding my books with my other, and running the hell out of there because I invisioned cum in my mouth and smelled the most terribly horrible smell, and tasted it also because it was so strong.

I had no time to take a pic.

[Pyrate]

gosh i'd like to see the explosion

and who the hell would want to fap at school in the bathroom

[The artist formally known]

what was the smell
i am lost

[guff]

...and white shit all over it...

Clearly, the perpetrator is a fish and has intestinal flagellates.

[Feynman]

Lots of people manage to smuggle milk into the bathroom for later consumption.

[Selkie]

what was the smell
i am lost

It smelled like saliva

buckets upon buckets of saliva

[Pyrate]

lol, at least theres no poop on the ceiling like at my school.

wtf explosive diarrhea

or do they make scat films in your school's bathroom

[The artist formally known]

lol, at least theres no poop on the ceiling like at my school.

what a second how the