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Started by Samus Aran, November 04, 2007, 10:09:33 PM

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Samus Aran

Quote from: NINTENDUDE312 on November 05, 2007, 04:29:15 PM
He must be typing up something pretty big, it says he's been typing for around five minutes. caterpie;


It won't be worth it, since nobody in this thread was really being stupid or anything. It's not like anyone thus far has just plain been wrong, except for of course when Lawlz thought AIDS and HIV were the same thing.

Kalahari Inkantation

Quote from: Kazakhstan on November 05, 2007, 04:30:32 PM
It won't be worth it, since nobody in this thread was really being stupid or anything. It's not like anyone thus far has just plain been wrong, except for of course when Lawlz thought AIDS and HIV were the same thing.
By "You're all retarded," he probably just meant Lawlz, JMV's song, and me when I asked if it was really made by scientists. myface;

Samus Aran

Quote from: NINTENDUDE312 on November 05, 2007, 04:32:49 PM
By "You're all retarded," he probably just meant Lawlz, JMV's song, and me when I asked if it was really made by scientists. myface;


Probably.

guff

Quote from: JMV290 on November 05, 2007, 04:15:58 PM
http://www.totse.com/en/conspiracy/the_aids_conspiracy/hivconsp.html

Note the word "conspiracy", there are some facts, but not its likely.
i stopped reading at "aids virus"
Quote from: Kazakhstan on November 05, 2007, 04:14:37 PM
Cool. Explain.
ok
Quote from: Kazakhstan on November 05, 2007, 03:55:57 PM
...it only develops into AIDS in humans.
yarr read first sentence of wiki article
aids is a collection of symptoms, and said symptoms are not human specific
siv causes aids, too, for example
Quote from: Lawlz on November 05, 2007, 03:30:42 PM
HOW WOULD A MIDDLE AGED WOMAN FEEL IF THIS SHAMPOO GETS IN HER EYES AND SHE HAS NO ACCESS TO RUNNING WATER FOR 48 HOURS?
dunno maybe they could test it on middle aged women
also uh i'm relatively certain (by which i mean i'm not fucking retarded) that shampoos and whatnot are tested for effectiveness and to evaluate claims of revitalizing, nourishing, and all that crap
oh and safety issues go a little beyond whether or not it burns a middle aged woman's eyes
Quote from: NINTENDUDE312 on November 05, 2007, 04:32:49 PM
...and me when I asked if it was really made by scientists. myface;
oh hey missed that one; thanks
Quote from: Kazakhstan on November 05, 2007, 04:27:32 PM
f5ing for Guff's explanation
oh hey

Kalahari Inkantation

Quote from: Commodore Guff on November 05, 2007, 04:34:26 PM
i stopped reading at "aids virus"okyarr read first sentence of wiki article
aids is a collection of symptoms, and said symptoms are not human specific
siv causes aids, too, for exampledunno maybe they could test it on middle aged women
also uh i'm relatively certain (by which i mean i'm not fucking retarded) that shampoos and whatnot are tested for effectiveness and to evaluate claims of revitalizing, nourishing, and all that crap
oh and safety issues go a little beyond whether or not it burns a middle aged woman's eyes

[glow=red,2,300]oh hey missed that one; thanks[/glow]

oh hey
I don't see how asking a question to gain knowledge is "fucking retarded", but whatever. powerofone;

Daddy


Samus Aran

Quote from: Commodore Guff on November 05, 2007, 04:34:26 PM
okyarr read first sentence of wiki article
aids is a collection of symptoms, and said symptoms are not human specific
siv causes aids, too, for example


Quote from: Kazakhstan on November 05, 2007, 03:55:57 PM
You're right as far as I can tell. While other animals can carry the HIV virus, it only develops into AIDS in humans.


Good thing I left it open-ended enough to allow for the possibility of me being incorrect, because I was never entirely sure.

Yes, the lack of absolute knowledge in one tiny, mostly insignificant area of medical science makes me "fucking retarded," as you so eloquently put it.

ITT Guff exaggerates

guff

Quote from: Kazakhstan on November 05, 2007, 04:39:02 PM
Good thing I left it open-ended enough to allow for the possibility of me being incorrect, because I was never entirely sure.

Yes, the lack of absolute knowledge in one tiny, mostly insignificant area of medical science makes me "fucking retarded," as you so eloquently put it.

ITT Guff exaggerates
You left open the possibility of Ninblah being right, but you used no qualifiers in the following sentence.

I agree.

you just don't care enough

Samus Aran

Quote from: Commodore Guff on November 05, 2007, 04:42:43 PM
You left open the possibility of Ninblah being right


Uh yeah duh

Quote from: Commodore Guff on November 05, 2007, 04:42:43 PM
but you used no qualifiers in the following sentence.


If you need them, you're retarded.

Quote from: Commodore Guff on November 05, 2007, 04:42:43 PM
I agree.


Recite the CAS numbers of ten naturally occuring neurotransmitters in the human body without any prior research.

Oops you're retarded.

Quote from: Commodore Guff on November 05, 2007, 04:42:43 PM
you just don't care enough


I fail to see how that makes your statements any less exaggerated.

guff

Quote from: Kazakhstan on November 05, 2007, 04:47:59 PM
Uh yeah duh

If you need them, you're retarded.

Recite the CAS numbers of ten naturally occuring neurotransmitters in the human body without any prior research.

Oops you're retarded.

I fail to see how that makes your statements any less exaggerated.
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ok

ok

eh ok

oh that's because you're retarded

Samus Aran


guff


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guff

Quote from: Kazakhstan on November 05, 2007, 04:55:49 PM
sorry i'm not very good at latin because i'm retarded
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