fucking mom

[C.Mongler]

okay so i just shit up the money to actually buy Orange Box (i use italics to emphasize that I actually bought something for once, not that I for once did not buy something) and so I was sitting there playing Episode 2 on my parents PC, because mine is a piece of shit and couldn't run it, while theirs could. So I'm sitting there, shootin some headcrab zombies, and my brother yells at my sister "I GOTTA GO POTTY" (he's 3) and my mother yells down the stairs "Someone help him go potty plox". Well this battle's getting pretty intense, and my sister, who is sitting on the couch watching spongbob or some shit is like "daniel, do it!" and I'm like "uh, I'm kind of busy can you do it?" and shes all "no, you do it."

At this point I'm just like so I pause my game, get up, poke my head out the office door and say "you're not doing anything, just do it for me please" and she's like "ugh fine". apparently I had been too loud with my attitude, you know, the one that was not screaming "OH FUCK YES LITTLE BROTHER I WOULD LOVE TO HELP YOU SHIT" because my mom bolts down the stairs, smashes her way into the office and is all "DAMN IT I'M TIRED OF THIS, GET OFF MY COMPUTER NOW  ". So I just hold down the power button and hope her system 32 files corrupt or some shit and get on my computer. All of this over a 10 second argument me and my sister had about who would sit my brother on the toilet. It's not like he shit all over the floor or anything

Discuss or something

[Sam]

Um, I'm glad all of my siblings are not potty trained.

[The artist formally known]

fuck yes portal

i beat it in 2 hours but it was the best 2 hours of my life

[Tomboh]

age of sister?

[The artist formally known]

age of sister?

too old

[YPrrrr]

 

He can't seat himself on the toilet?

[GingaNinja]

Parents are so gay like that.  I mom wouldn't let me buy a game, just becuase I had purchased a different one like a week ago.

[The artist formally known]

He can't seat himself on the toilet?

he would shit all over duh

[j o e i n c]

family matters

[LCK]

i was expecting an incest story

[Tomboh]

i was expecting an incest story

i was also disappointed

[Samus Aran]

lack of mom fucking is disappointing

[Title27GT]

Parents are so gay like that.  I mom wouldn't let me buy a game, just becuase I had purchased a different one like a week ago.

I-MOM



lolwut

[Samus Aran]

I-MOM



lolwut

oh god gtfo gtfo die die

movie sucks so much ass

[Title27GT]

oh god gtfo gtfo die die

movie sucks so much ass

one of the worst ive ever seen