I've watched

[Sam]

It'd rip you apart.

Oh, I'd cut it off before that thing came anywhere near me.

..no pun intended.

[Samus Aran]

Oh, I'd cut it off before that thing came anywhere near me.

..no pun intended.

And put it in a jar for safe keepings? caterpie;

[The artist formally known]

Oh, I'd cut it off before that thing came anywhere near me.

..no pun intended.

it's as thick as your leg, no joke

[Sam]

it's as thick as your leg, no joke

Then I'll use a machetti.

And wait, like as thick as my thigh? >.>

Cause that'd be pretty scary.

[The artist formally known]

Then I'll use a machetti.

And wait, like as thick as my thigh? >.>

Cause that'd be pretty scary.

maybe like at your knees

[Sam]

maybe like at your knees

That's still pretty scary.

Does he do pornos?

[The artist formally known]

That's still pretty scary.

Does he do pornos?

NO I WISH

he said "i dont think ill be doing pornos, but maybe later in life i may decide to"

[Sam]

NO I WISH

he said "i dont think ill be doing pornos, but maybe later in life i may decide to"

With a dick that big, I would.
I mean, he could be the most famous porn star alive if he played his cards right.

[The artist formally known]

With a dick that big, I would.
I mean, he could be the most famous porn star alive if he played his cards right.

yeah
but it's not easy to do a porn with that big of a penis

he'd like die from the lack of blood to his head

[Sam]

yeah
but it's not easy to do a porn with that big of a penis

he'd like die from the lack of blood to his head

Oh god, I didn't even think about that.

What if he got a boner in public? He'd need like... steel underwear to hold that thing down.

[The artist formally known]

Oh god, I didn't even think about that.

What if he got a boner in public? He'd need like... steel underwear to hold that thing down.

gravity baby

you seem interested, ill show you a picture of him or sometihng

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonah_Falcon
no nudity oh and it's 9.5 flaccid

[Samus Aran]

What if he got a boner in public? He'd need like... steel underwear to hold that thing down.

ow...;-;

[Sam]

gravity baby

you seem interested, ill show you a picture of him or sometihng

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonah_Falcon
no nudity oh and it's 9.5 flaccid

Oh god, he's bisexual.

Can you imagine that in your ass?

[The artist formally known]

Oh god, he's bisexual.

Can you imagine that in your ass?

yes  shlick;

[NOA_Haunted]

link?