Why must my parents make it so hard for me?? gonk;

[Selkie]

My parents are basically anti-alcohol, so if I wanted to get alcohol, I literally wouldn't be able to.

The only alcohol i can find is a bottle of Kahlua, 1/3 of a bottle of this Mexican coffee liquor, and 2 bottles of Corona.

That's virtually all the alcohol in my house.

[caponehollywood]

Why are you drinking in the first place?

[Kalahari Inkantation]

The only alcohol in my house is rubbing alcohol. Believe it or not, I've never seen my parents drink/drunk.

[Selkie]

Why are you drinking in the first place?

Because I'm a teenager

[ncba93ivyase]

Um, sounds pretty good to me.

My father's an alcoholic, so I could easily take pretty much anything and he wouldn't notice. Since he's in Germany now, the only alcohol in the house is an old bottle of "collector's" whiskey.

[Selkie]

Um, sounds pretty good to me.

My father's an alcoholic, so I could easily take pretty much anything and he wouldn't notice. Since he's in Germany now, the only alcohol in the house is an old bottle of "collector's" whiskey.

It's not good, becase my parents would definitely notice if I took anything. and even if I took all of it I would barely get a buzz cause there's so little 

[FullmetalGanon]

My father gave me a sip of beer when I was like five. i didnt like it at all.  china;

[ncba93ivyase]

It's not good, becase my parents would definitely notice if I took anything. and even if I took all of it I would barely get a buzz cause there's so little 

Um... that is good. If you're going to get drunk, especially while underage, you deserve to be punished.

[j o e i n c]

Um, sounds pretty good to me.

My father's an alcoholic, so I could easily take pretty much anything and he wouldn't notice. Since he's in Germany now, the only alcohol in the house is an old bottle of "collector's" whiskey.

if hes an alchoholic why the hell is he going to germany

[ncba93ivyase]

if hes an alchoholic why the hell is he going to germany

army sir

[j o e i n c]

army sir

oh c00ll

[Feynman]

Take all the booze so your parents can rip off your skin and internal organs one-by-one, you piece of shit.

[Selkie]

Take all the booze so your parents can rip off your skin and internal organs one-by-one, you piece of shit.

That's a bit harsh, even you must say.

Excuse me for wanting to grow up experiencing all the normal stages of childhood.

[Shoj]

lol drunkards

[Infel]

That's a bit harsh, even you must say.

Excuse me for wanting to grow up experiencing all the normal stages of childhood.

That's Bassir's way. After a bit, you either get into a huge fucking mess with him or become buddies. I think I'm doing both.