A sample of ZGDK's "proof of intelligence"

[Samus Aran]

I'm so sick of paranoia. Especially about skool. One time I got in big trouble for telling someone to eat poop. Now imagine what they'd do if they thought I was serious about what I just wrote. There'd be mass paranoia. I think the key factor is that pressuring kids into solving lifes problems makes them go wacko.

lol

[FullmetalGanon]

eat poop  edumacate;

[ncba93ivyase]

PULITZER PRIZE.

[YPrrrr]

eat poop?

is that a finger food?

[ME##]

Oh God, I wonder what the other children do to him in the locker room that's making him get more retarded.

[prjuni]

did he have his censors on?

[ME##]

Post of the year.

Post of the aeon.

[Houdini]

He is the Chomsky of our generation.

[ME##]

did he have his censors on?

Yep, the dipshit even tried to use span tags.

[Samus Aran]

oh god sorry kaz

[ME##]

no, this was at a different forum caterpie;

He should kill himself.  ness;

[YPrrrr]

Private school? O the culture shock

[Kalahari Inkantation]

skool

[Houdini]

Should I go to a private school?

It's my last year of middle school and I want to learn something besides french kissing in school! But honestly what should I do?

Going to a private school pretty much guarantees you'll only learn about French kissing. And doing coke. And French kissing while on coke.

[prjuni]

Stay in school kids cool