Yes I know I make alot of Jack Thompson threads but... OMFG ROFL

Started by Geno, October 04, 2007, 06:58:21 AM

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http://gamepolitics.com/2007/10/03/sheer-legal-brilliance-jack-thompson-wants-judge-to-also-be-defendant/

"Yesteday, GamePolitics reported that game-hatin? attorney Jack Thompson invoked Monica Lewinsky and Animal House in a claim that Judge Alberto Jordan was a big meanie for spanking Thompson over adding gay porn to the court docket.

Thompson went as far as to request that Judge Jordan remove himself from the controversial attorney?s lawsuit against the Florida Bar.

Jordan, apparently having reached his saturation point with Thompson?s antics, responded with an order directing that Thompson be referred to the court?s Ad Hoc Committee on Attorney Admissions, Peer Review, and Attorney Grievance. The Judge had previously given Thompson until Friday to show why he shouldn?t be sent before the committee, but 14 increasingly bizarre filings from Thompson in less than a week apparently caused His Honor to rethink the deadline. From Judge Jordan?s order:

Rather than accept responsibility for his actions, Mr. Thompson blames the court for failing to recognize that these [gay porn] materials were already available to children on the internet on other websites?

Thompson, of course, had an entertaining - if legally questionable - response handy: He wants to add Judge Jordan as a defendant in the case. Um, that would be the same case in which Judge Jordan is also the judge. Don?t think about it too hard; your brain might explode. From Thompson?s motion:

There is no question that this court, like any federal judge, enjoys immunity for the performance of its purely judicial duties? But what the court has foolishly, recklessly, tortiously, and illegally done in filing what amounts to an ethics complaint against Thompson, and fraudulently so, is expose itself to personal liability?

Therefore, since this court has now insinuated itself into an expanded use of ?discipline? to try to silence and punish Thompson for clearly First Amendment speech? Thompson informs this court of his intent to include Adalberto Jordan as a named defendant herein?

GP: More than anything else, this sounds like an off-the-wall tactic designed to force Judge Jordan to recuse himself from the case, thereby delaying the inevitable showdown between Thompson and the Florida Bar. We asked Thompson about that via e-mail, but received no response."

What a dumbass.


Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

ME##

Wow, this should be really interesting.  caterpie;


I cannot wait to see what the Flordia Bar does to him.

Geno

Quote from: ME86 on October 04, 2007, 07:11:44 AM
Wow, this should be really interesting.  caterpie;


I cannot wait to see what the Flordia Bar does to him.
Seriously.
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

Geno

Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

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