METROID FUSION

[ncba93ivyase]

http://valentrinne.com/lawlz/reviews/fusion.php

Oh god, I love it. I replayed it, and just the thought of it makes me blow a load. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT METROID FUSION?

Also, someone requested I review it, so I did. I knew I couldn't possibly make it humorous, so I gave that up pretty quickly and just went for a serious review.

[The artist formally known]

Metroid Fusion is my favorite, too bad I didn't get nostalgia for Super Metroid 

[JGE]

The only 2D Metroid game I ever played was Super Metroid.
Couldn't get pass Kraid so I gave up and stopped playing.

[ncba93ivyase]

The only 2D Metroid game I ever played was Super Metroid.
Couldn't get pass Kraid so I gave up and stopped playing.

Jesus Christ, you suck at everything, don't you?

[JGE]

Jesus Christ, you suck at everything, don't you?

I suppose so.

[The artist formally known]

Zero Mission was awesome as well but only fell short because it was a extremely short game ;_;

[Samus Aran]

My second favorite 2D Metroid game, Super Metroid being the first. I also like it more than both Metroid Prime games, though not by much.

[ncba93ivyase]

My second favorite 2D Metroid game, Super Metroid being the first. I also like it more than both Metroid Prime games, though not by much.

um there are 3 prime games

[Samus Aran]

um there are 3 prime games

I keep forgetting that 3 is out. ;-;

I like it better than the only 2 I've played, then.

[JGE]

How are the 2D Metroids compared to the Primes?

I played all 3 primes, and Super Metroid seemed to be more straight forward (With of course a few puzzles to the side) and action-y, while the Primes focused way too much on puzzles for my taste.

If the other 2D's are anything like SM, I may enjoy them.

[ncba93ivyase]

How are the 2D Metroids compared to the Primes?

I played all 3 primes, and Super Metroid seemed to be more straight forward (With of course a few puzzles to the side) and action-y, while the Primes focused way too much on puzzles for my taste.

If the other 2D's are anything like SM, I may enjoy them.

Fusion is pretty much just like Super in every way, except maybe a bit more intense.

[Samus Aran]

Fusion is pretty much just like Super in every way, except maybe a bit more intense.

Much more intense, if you ask me. Less of the simple exploring that made Super Metroid famous, more actual action.

[JGE]

Fusion is pretty much just like Super in every way, except maybe a bit more intense.

GBA, amirite?

Much more intense, if you ask me. Less of the simple exploring that made Super Metroid famous, more actual action.

[ncba93ivyase]

GBA, amirite?

[The artist formally known]

um there are 3 prime games

There are five retard