V/Kaz Rap Battle

[mariofreak]

okay kaz is up first

ready set go

[V]

uh yeah bring it kaz

[V]

that scared, son. he can't spit like me.

[Samus Aran]

i need a double cheeseburger
and hold the lettuce
don't be frontin son
no seeds on a bun
we be up in this drive thru
order for two
i gots a cravin for a number nine
like my shoe
we need some chicken up in here
in this dizzle
fo rizzle my nizzle
extra salt on the frizzle
a dr. pepper my brother
another for your mother
double double super size
and don't forget the fries

[Daddy]

ayo milad
plz dont get mad
but ur breath smells real bad
you got the rapping skills of hellen keller
you like men but you don't want to disappoint your mom so you don't tell her
why must you suck
seriously, what the fuck.
you're such a fag
i think im gonna gag

[V]

puh-leeze that was wack
what you smoking crack?
go grip my gat
that oughta sit a back
kaz grab me a big mac
get extra cheese
with a large coca cola on the side, please?
and fries too
you know how i do
then we meet up with these sluts
they gonna do kaz in the butt
with a dildo
dayuuuuummm she a hoe


what now, bitch?

[Samus Aran]

puh-leeze that was wack
what you smoking crack?
go grip my gat
that oughta sit a back
kaz grab me a big mac
get extra cheese
with a large coca cola on the side, please?
and fries too
you know how i do
then we meet up with these sluts
they gonna do kaz in the butt
with a dildo
dayuuuuummm she a hoe


what now, bitch?

yo man that was weak
my skills are shiny sleak
i be rappin up in here
til the end of the week
you don't stand a chance
get off that ass and dance
i be shootin my rhymes
puttin you in a trance
you got nothin on me
get back to yo cotton fields
thats the way its meant to be
bitch

[Samus Aran]

unlocked so the spectators can heckle V

[mariofreak]

ayo milad
plz dont get mad
but ur breath smells real bad
you got the rapping skills of hellen keller
you like men but you don't want to disappoint your mom so you don't tell her
why must you suck
seriously, what the Futz.
you're such a fag
i think im gonna gag

heylo jay em vee
i have to take a pee
so if you could put out your leg
i could pee on your leg (oh snaps i rhymed leg with leg)

youre gay
i like to play
mario tennis
cus its fun like tennis
oh yeah i forgot to insult you
your face looks like a piece of poo
diggity dog
niggaazz

[Daddy]

heylo jay em vee
i have to take a pee
so if you could put out your leg
i could pee on your leg (oh snaps i rhymed leg with leg)

youre gay
i like to play
mario tennis
cus its fun like tennis
oh yeah i forgot to insult you
your face looks like a piece of poo
diggity dog
niggaazz

oh look a sand
doesn't he know that my dick is bigger?
I'll bust a nut in your eye
and fuck yo' bitch until you cry

You shall be a victim of my lyrical slaughter
like a dad raping his own daughter
You can't compete
Just give up, you're already beat.

Now go away little boy
play with your dick, it's your favorite toy
your rhymes are shit
like the high from an oregano blunt hit.

[Samus Aran]

yo mariofreak
your rhymes are fuckin weak
go back to your shady room
you slimy little geek
avoid the fuckin sun
and tell me when yer done
so i can give your skin some color
with the butt o my gun
sit down and take a sip
of my hollywood lip
its over man
you lost
suck it

[mariofreak]

eyy kaz
ur such an azz
i hate you like see bazz
from animal crossing cus they were annoying as azz

jey em vee
youre a mighty fine mc
your rhymes are tight
but that dont mean they right
id sleep with one eye open tonight
or you might wake up in the shyyt

homiezz

[C.Mongler]

i went to the store
I saw a cheap whore
her name was Nom
turns out she was ur mom


ohhhhhh

[V]

Alright, shut up you cock
This thread gets a lock.

[Commander Fuckass]

V loses.