You are trapped in a haunted mansion with the above user.

[Feynman]

Since I'm probably gonna die anyway, I'll just be brave and search the house until something kills me or I finally scare myself to death.

[caponehollywood]

You are attacked by a ghost with a knife, but luckily fall down a trap, leaving me, who was in the same room to face the ghost.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I pop out of the closet as Bassir opens it and give him a heart attack. navi;

[Himu]

I cry over Bassir's body go all pms on you guys ass

[caponehollywood]

You find that he still has a pulse, and begin mouth-to-mouth. When he wakes up, it turns into a kinky sex scene. I walk in on you two.

[Himu]

We signal u to join.

[Houdini]

I hide in the bushes and take pictures, which I later sell to your families.

[Himu]

I later find out my dad faps to them occasionally.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I fap to Hime's dad.

[caponehollywood]

I fap to you while your fapping to Hime's dad while he's fapping to the sex tape.