ITT Annoying things your parents do

[Himu]

All the way down to their physical appearance and name.

  caterpie;

Yeah, but those are serious things.  You could get hunted down by giving away that.

[ncba93ivyase]

Yeah, but those are serious things.  You could get hunted down by giving away that.

My name is Ronald Johnathan Dallas Rollins, and I am a virgin with a seven-and-a-half inch penis.

[YPrrrr]

My name is Ronald Johnathan Dallas Rollins, and I am a virgin with a seven-and-a-half inch penis.

Dallas?

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

Themselves?

no,wait. They haven't done that for like 10 years...

[Hyper]

My dad assumes I'm gay because I've never had a girlfriend and never talk to him about girls. As for my mom, oh god where do I start? She constantly makes me lock doors, she doesn't let me order anything online because she's afraid people will steal our identity and credit card info, she makes me turn off all the lights and close the curtains when she hears a helicopter, and she always tells me I'm a horrible person who lives to make everyone around me miserable and that I'm going to grow up to become some kind of psychopath whenever we get into fights, and she always blames EVERYTHING on my dad. She's also threatened to kill me a number of times. She also talks to herself constantly and always tells herself these weird stories and rants.

oh god i love your mum

[Samus Aran]

My dad assumes I'm gay because I've never had a girlfriend and never talk to him about girls. As for my mom, oh god where do I start? She constantly makes me lock doors, she doesn't let me order anything online because she's afraid people will steal our identity and credit card info, she makes me turn off all the lights and close the curtains when she hears a helicopter, and she always tells me I'm a horrible person who lives to make everyone around me miserable and that I'm going to grow up to become some kind of psychopath whenever we get into fights, and she always blames EVERYTHING on my dad. She's also threatened to kill me a number of times. She also talks to herself constantly and always tells herself these weird stories and rants.

Your mom's hilarious. china;

[Samus Aran]

You'd hate her too if she was your mom.

Yes, I'm sure I would. Luckily my mom is awesome. <3

[ncba93ivyase]

My dad assumes I'm gay because I've never had a girlfriend and never talk to him about girls.

I'm sure my dad always asks that question because he thinks the same thing.

[Placebo Headwound]

I'm sure my dad always asks that question because he thinks the same thing.

Well, you have fapped to gay porn... flower;

[ncba93ivyase]

Well, you have fapped to gay porn... flower;

weewee;

[superclucky]

WAT DO YOU WANT AT MCDONALDS

A NUMBER 1 LULS

LE EXSQUEEZE ME I WANT A NUMBER 1-

I ALSO WANT A CHEESEBURGER

AND ALSO A CHEEE-

I WANT A BIG MAC, NOT A CHEESE BURGE-

SHUT UP

[Tomboh]

Talk to me.

[Selkie]

Talk to me.

Tell me your name.

[Tomboh]

Tell me your name.

Ronald Rollins.

[NOA_Haunted]

My parents love me and I love them we are christians. Futz that doodoo.