Resident Evil RP

[JGE]

As we are in the truck, a pack of Zombies block our way.

We are surrounded.
We have only a small supply of ammo.

[Wrench]

>i knife them up

[YPrrrr]

*has sex with one of the females, and marries her to form a powerful alliance between humans and zombies as we set out to conquer the universe*

[JGE]

>i knife them up

Three zombies grab you and zombify you.

[Wrench]

Three zombies grab you and zombify you.

No, fuck you.

I killed them.

[JGE]

No, fuck you.

I killed them.

You knifed a couple of them but they jumped you in packs. You were surrounded...remember?

[JGE]

I whip out a shotgun and blast my way into the secure truck, I then start up the truck.

[Commander Fuckass]

>Mexican prison stab

[Wrench]

You knifed a couple of them but they jumped you in packs. You were surrounded...remember?

Then I pull out my handy riot shotgun.

[~Fiesta~]

Then I pull out my handy riot shotgun.

You realize you have no ammo.  china;

[Kalahari Inkantation]

>i shit on the zombies

[V]

i die

[Wrench]

You realize you have no ammo.  china;

I then use the riot shotgun to beat their ass with.

[JGE]

I then use the riot shotgun to beat their ass with.

You're surrounded dumbfuck.

I rev up the truck engine, calling everyone who's still alive to jump in the trunk.

[V]

You're surrounded dumbfuck.

I rev up the truck engine, calling everyone who's still alive to jump in the trunk.

Jumps in with penis in hand.