So your journey begins

[JGE]

Professor Oak gives you the choice of three pokemon. Bulbasaur, Charmander, and Squirtle.

[~Fiesta~]

I choose you, Charmander.

[YPrrrr]

*kills professor Oak and takes a Cyndaquil*

[Wrench]

I get Squirtle.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I choose you, Charmander.

I then begin sticking my pens into Charmander's vageenis.

[JGE]

*kills professor Oak and takes a Cyndaquil*

The three Pokemon then begin to gang rape you for not picking them.

[Reverse Psychology]

I choose Squirtle.

[Wrench]

I choose Squirtle.

FUCK YOU NIGGER. I ALREADY GOT HIM.

[YPrrrr]

The three Pokemon then begin to gang rape you for not picking them.

*reluctantly takes a bulbasaur*

[Reverse Psychology]

FUCK YOU NIGGER. I ALREADY GOT HIM.

HE NEVER SAID THERE WAS JUST ONE

[Wrench]

HE NEVER SAID THERE WAS JUST ONE

STOP BEING RIGHT ALL THE TIME

[36chambers]

I WANT A POLIWAG

[Himu]

Gets there late and catches a catterpie

[JGE]

Professor Elm then runs naked into the lab dropping tons of pokeballs which contain random starters

[Wrench]

Professor Elm then runs naked into the lab dropping tons of pokeballs which contain random starters

I take Totodile and Mudkip along with my Squirtle.