What the hell

[The artist formally known]

We went to Lazer Quest, it's a lazer tag like place local to me, and there were fucking fags who were like in tournaments or some shit. I usually come out in first 3/4 of the time, I got first the first round but the second I got sixth because of those faggots. THEY DANCED AROUND AND SHOT ME WHAT THE FUCK

[C.Mongler]

You should have kicked them in the dicks

[Selkie]

That's when you throw down your gun, say something cheesy like "now it's personal", and then drop kick them in the fucking face.