I'm all alone :(

[Daddy]

I was at my Mom's then hanging out with my friend.  I just got home and realized I have the house alone until midmonday


flower;

What should I do?

[V]

Obvious answer is obvious.

Try to get a girl there. That is the only real benefit of having the house to yourself.

[Commander Fuckass]

Get V there.

[Samus Aran]

Masturbate and cum on whatever food you think the other people in your household might eat.

[36chambers]

masturbate in your mom's undergarments

[Daddy]

Obvious answer is obvious.

Try to get a girl there. That is the only real benefit of having the house to yourself.

Is your sister free?  navi;

[V]

Is your sister free?  navi;

I think so. She just downstairs talking to her husband and friend. v;

Get V there.

I'm not easy.

[Wrench]

As stated, get women over there. Also, fap anywhere you would like.

[UnagiPower]

As stated, get women over there. Also, fap anywhere you would like.

FAP FEST 2007 

Louis C.K. 

[Snorkel]

Have a woman, have a party, have some people over and get high, or just masturbate with any food you can find.

[Commander Fuckass]

My parents weren't home so I did what any man should do when his parents aren't home; get stoned and jerk one out.

OH YOU BADASS. 

[superclucky]

Watch a plant grow. 

[Daddy]

Watch a plant grow. 

post ur phone number and i'll call u elle

[superclucky]

post ur phone number and i'll call u elle

[09:59] F: sasha flavored shit in my bathtub <3 then i put in bubbles, sweat, and turkey sausages !
[10:00] : ARE YOU SAYING YOUR TUB IS A TOILET
[10:00] : no i bath in that stuff
[10:00] : OH
[10:00] : why turkey sausages
[10:01] F:  idk they make me happy
[10:01] : lol

[prettygirl]

drive to california,
pick me up,
drive back to your place,
have a party.