ANDREW1911'S 1756 POST EXTRAVENGEZA CELEBRATORY THREAD OF AMAZEMENT

[Andrew1911]

A milestone. A legend. A godlike figure. All of these words describe me in some way but they really can't describe how truly awesome I really am, Here, let me tell my life story... Back on the farm... I was one of seventeen brothers. We had to kill each other so we could feed that night. I was the only one who survived the blood bath. I escaped when I was fifteen after my father killed my mother for not making him a sammich. The ranch burned down shortly when the police arrived. I grabbed the tractor and headed for the one place I knew I could find shelter... Disney World.

I hid in the catacombs of the underwater city Disney had built. I found Disney in a robot suit searching for a child with the one heart to set free Mickey. He had chosen me and I had saved Mickey. I was so happy and, then, all of a sudden, a doctor said clear. It turned out there was a gas leak in the tractor and I had been hallucinatiing. After a day, I was set free. I was seventeen years old. I had now found a computer in the hospital. This was when I went on the internet and found Boyah.

I also had become a doctor in the hospital. I was the Doogie Howser and I saved lots of patients and stuff. One time, there was this hot supermodel and I totally saved her life. We had, like, sex. Then, I woke up at the farm and my sheets had been destroyed somehow. I ran away and I went into LA. I now currently live in the Blood's hideout. I'm  also a member of the Bloods. I'm awesome, yo.

End of story.

Discuss.

[Selkie]

I don't know whether to say "Shut up." or "That was fucking brilliant"

[V]

I don't know whether to say "Shut up." or "That was fucking brilliant"

Shut up is the best choice.

[Andrew1911]

Shut up is the best choice.

hey v tell me when you throw some witty barbs upon this forum

[Selkie]

Shut up is the best choice.

kk

Andrew, Shut. The fuck. Up.

wait, shit, did it rong.

Well whatever, as long as I am a worthless piece of shit apparently, I guess I'm supposed to do it rong  caterpie;

*is off to livejournal*

[Himu]

hey v tell me when you throw some witty barbs upon this forum

That'll never happen.

[Andrew1911]

That'll never happen.

One can dream, Princess... One can dream...

[Selkie]

That'll never happen.

I recall a few actually

[Himu]

One can dream, Princess... One can dream...

Hell, my dreams arent even that fucked up. caterpie;

[Andrew1911]

I recall a few actually

No, you don't. Those were my witty barbs.

[Andrew1911]

Hell, my dreams arent even that fucked up. caterpie;

Holy shit, that made me laugh so hard...  china;

[Selkie]

No, you don't. Those were my witty barbs.

o my bad

you just have so many andrew, I guess it seems like you have enough for every single one of us 

[Himu]

o my bad

you just have so many andrew, I guess it seems like you have enough for every single one of us 

I'm occasionally witty.

Holy shit, that made me laugh so hard...  china;

I SPEAK THE TRUTH caterpie;

[V]

hey v tell me when you throw some witty barbs upon this forum

I'd rather just tell you to shut up. No witty remarks.


And no need for your two cents, Hime.