HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME

[JGE]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDc0bX1Ckl0

No Bioshock for me. edumacate;

[ncba93ivyase]

Your fault for buying a shit console.

[JGE]

Your fault for buying a shit console.

Well geez, how about I just drive all the way over to Microsoft, and ask Bill Gates to make the best fucking console ever for me.

[ncba93ivyase]

Well geez, how about I just drive all the way over to Microsoft, and ask Bill Gates to make the best fucking console ever for me.

At least ask him to make a system that doesn't have a 30% failure rate, and an OS with a 100% failure rate.

Sega system failure rates? Below 1%.

[JGE]

At least ask him to make a system that doesn't have a 30% failure rate, and an OS with a 100% failure rate.

Sega system failure rates? Below 1%.

I bought it for the games, not the "amazing" hardware.

[ncba93ivyase]

I bought it for the games, not the "amazing" hardware.

And because the consumer buys consoles with exorbitant failure rates, the manufacturer thinks making shit products is A-OK.

Thanks for dooming the market, dispshit.

[JGE]

And because the consumer buys consoles with exorbitant failure rates, the manufacturer thinks making shit products is A-OK.

Thanks for dooming the market, dispshit.

Which is why they're fixing the problem with the newer Xbox models.

[Commander Fuckass]

ROFL FAGIT. 

[ncba93ivyase]

Which is why they're fixing the problem with the newer Xbox models.

It's taken about 2 years and those models still aren't available.

[JGE]

ROFL FAGIT. 

Nice edit.

It's taken about 2 years and those models still aren't available.

I never was aware of how long these models were in development.

[Wrench]

That's what happens with Microsoft products.

[Commander Fuckass]

That's what happens with Microsoft products.

oh shit, my computer is dyin

[Samus Aran]

It makes me chuckle to think that my model 1 SNES still works, and your new 360 doesn't.

[JGE]

It makes me chuckle to think that my model 1 SNES still works, and your new 360 doesn't.

I've owned my N64 since around release date, while as it still out lasted my Xbox 360.
My N64 is still working and I've owned it for 11 years. My 360 is broken, and I've owned it for four fucking months.

[Samus Aran]

I've owned my N64 since around release date, while as it still out lasted my Xbox 360.
My N64 is still working and I've owned it for 11 years. My 360 is broken, and I've owned it for four fucking months.

Consoles used to be so fucking durable. My SNES still works like a charm as well. Fuck even my GBP still works perfectly.

My Gamecube does as well, and though it's still quite durable, I know a lot of people that have had GCN failures.