What should I do in my Awards video?

[Snorkel]

To make it super fun and exciting.  magician;

[Bushy]

A video?  FUN?  KABAHBAHBAHBAHBAH

[Samus Aran]

Masturbate and jizz all over the camera.

[Snorkel]

Masturbate and jizz all over the camera.

Probably not.

[Samus Aran]

Probably not.

Okay fine.

Jizz on your chest instead.

[Wrench]

Make beautiful woman present the awards.

[Snorkel]

Okay fine.

Jizz on your chest instead.

That would be difficult.

[Samus Aran]

That would be difficult.

It's very possible. Trust me.

WEAR A FEDORA

[Commander Fuckass]

Do what houdini did, it is now a tradition when we make videos.

-Shirtless
-Bran cereal
-Thomas the Tank engine bowl

[Snorkel]

It's very possible. Trust me.

WEAR A FEDORA

I'll definitely wear a fedora, I have been all day.  caterpie;

[ncba93ivyase]

I'll definitely wear a fedora, I have been all day.  caterpie;

SNORKEL, BUY ME A FEDORA.

AND A SAXOPHONE.

[iWolf]

Do it naked.

[Snorkel]

SNORKEL, BUY ME A FEDORA.

AND A SAXOPHONE.

Aw, I wish I was at home, I'd play sax a bit or something.

Maybe I'll go down to the beach later and do it.

[Houdini]

Make it a surprise.

[guff]

Die.