Oh god

[The artist formally known]

My asshole friend decided to tell a joke when I was taking aspirin pills and I spit it all over his room, not because his joke was funny, but because I was thinking about how funny it would be if I did spit all over his room.

I repeated it twice more. Oh god what a great night.

[The artist formally known]

ok

I watched some buffy and sat around on the computer

Thats what I do on weekdays. Weekends are strictly not kill myself from boredom day.

[Selkie]

omg don't take that poison