For All of You that Want to Be A Sage....

[Ash]

.....you better turn gay.  educate;

It turns out that some (not all) of the Sages that Andy recruits turn out to be flaming homosexuals.

One known case is KITTYKATSTAR, who I heard was bisexual, and another Sage who is just gay that I'm not allowed to tell you who because I swore to secrecy.

But this specific Sage has been putting the moves on one of my friends. He once told my friend in an MSN convo that he wished he was bi so they could hook up and even showed him his picture. 

This just might explain the mystery behind Andy's banning stick.  china;

[guff]

Kittykatstar doesn't hide it; she has a tendency to bring it up whenever possible.  Malkon is gay (whoops not supposed to tell anyone).  Maybe others.

i don't care

[Geno]

I wouldn't be suprised. Andy probably likes to rub his bald head on their balls.

[Feynman]

no

Andy probably likes to rub his bald head on their balls.

Enough with this Sage-on-Andy bullshit.

[Ash]

Kittykatstar doesn't hide it; she has a tendency to bring it up whenever possible.  Malkon is gay (whoops not supposed to tell anyone).  Maybe others.

i don't care

Do you know who he was going out with?

[Daddy]

FELT FOR SAGE

[YPrrrr]

Great. Now instead of sucking up to Mods/Admins/Sages, n00bs will compete to see who can be the most flamboyently gay so Andy will notice edumacate;

[Tomboh]

and another Sage who is just gay that I'm not allowed to tell you who because I swore to secrecy.

Is that Malkon?

[guff]

Do you know who he was going out with?

No.  I don't care.

[Daddy]

No.  I don't care.

I bet it's Kono.

[Samus Aran]

Wait, Malkon is gay? He sure enjoys hiding it then, because I remember a time when I was new to NHQ chat...I was harassing Malkon by asking him to marry me, kiss me, etc. He asked if I was a girl, and I said no, and then he acted all grossed out.

caterpie;

[musica.cards]

Wait, Malkon is gay? He sure enjoys hiding it then, because I remember a time when I was new to NHQ chat...I was harassing Malkon by asking him to marry me, kiss me, etc. He asked if I was a girl, and I said no, and then he acted all grossed out.

caterpie;

Malkon is a he?

[Bushy]

KKS is Bi?  OHCRAP

[Ash]

KKS is Bi?  OHCRAP

Malkon went out with MELEE_GURL, then he decided to go out with FRIVOLOUSAMER who is also gay.

[Samus Aran]

Malkon is a he?

That's what I was told.  caterpie;