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Started by Tomboh, July 28, 2007, 03:32:00 PM

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Tomboh

July 28, 2007, 04:16:49 PM #15
Quote from: JMV290 on July 28, 2007, 04:15:42 PM
Be like, lol I don't ride a bike.
Then why do you have a bike. :|

Title27GT

July 28, 2007, 04:26:14 PM #16
Okay, after much speculation...
the correct answer is...

EAT THAT SHIT  keke;

ncba93ivyase

July 28, 2007, 04:29:04 PM #17
Quote from: JMV290 on July 28, 2007, 04:12:55 PM
This really happened to my friend.  He went to jail for a few months. poppy;


Eating it is the best option. They will search the car and find it. They will also see you throw it.
Like a cop won't see you choking on a plastic bag or covered in flakes of "oregano." psyduck;

Quote from: ncba93ivyase on June 18, 2014, 07:58:34 PMthis isa great post i will use it in my sig

Tomboh

July 28, 2007, 04:30:55 PM #18
Quote from: Lawlz on July 28, 2007, 04:29:04 PM
Like a cop won't see you choking on a plastic bag or covered in flakes of "oregano." psyduck;
Stick it up your ass. spam;

Title27GT

July 28, 2007, 04:33:01 PM #19
Quote from: Tom(boh) Marvolo Riddle on July 28, 2007, 04:30:55 PM
Stick it up your ass. spam;
How do you suggest getting it to stay between your ass cheeks?

Himu

July 28, 2007, 04:33:11 PM #20
Someone who looks just like you stole all my fortune.  I have a gun to your head and force you to talk.


What will you do?

Himu

July 28, 2007, 04:33:41 PM #21
Put it in my bra.

ncba93ivyase

July 28, 2007, 04:34:31 PM #22
suicide;

Quote from: ncba93ivyase on June 18, 2014, 07:58:34 PMthis isa great post i will use it in my sig

pringle positive

July 28, 2007, 04:34:42 PM #23
teleport to THE FIFTH DIMENSION

Tomboh

July 28, 2007, 04:34:46 PM #24
Quote from: Title on July 28, 2007, 04:33:01 PM
How do you suggest getting it to stay between your ass cheeks?
Flex your ass muscles. spam;

Samus Aran

July 28, 2007, 04:34:54 PM #25 Last Edit: July 28, 2007, 04:38:39 PM by Kaz
You're riding a bus and a luscious loli of about 11 or 12 gets on as the bus stops. Seeing no other seats left, she asks if she can sit next to you. You allow her to sit next to you in your seat. You notice she's wearing a very short skirt. You also notice that most of the other people, or at least the ones anywhere near you on the bus, seem to be asleep, as it has begun to get a bit late. The loli has grown fond of you as you two have talked, and she trusts you enough to sit on your lap so she can see out the window and not have to sit with all her baggage.

HOW DOES THE SITUATION CONTINUE?

A.) Fondle her "accidentally," because you're a pussy.
B.) Go straight for the goods. Finger her and make her moan, but take it no further, because you're a pussy.
C.) Make sweet love to her and take her virginity.
D.) Nothing in particular, just talk and stuff. Then masturbate while crying once you're home. 'Cause you're a pussy.
E.) Other, or an addition to one of the above. STATE IT.

Tomboh

July 28, 2007, 04:35:16 PM #26
Ask you for sex.

Title27GT

July 28, 2007, 04:35:18 PM #27
Quote from: Tom(boh) Marvolo Riddle on July 28, 2007, 04:34:46 PM
Flex your ass muscles. spam;
That wouldn't look suspicious at all.

Samus Aran

July 28, 2007, 04:35:29 PM #28
Quote from: w00terz on July 28, 2007, 04:34:42 PM
teleport to THE FIFTH DIMENSION


THE FIFTH DIMENSION IS JUST A BAND.  argh;

Title27GT

July 28, 2007, 04:35:52 PM #29
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