AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! IT BURNS! IT BURNS!

[Andrew1911]

I just got out of the burning wreckage that was my house. Dave's bomb has scarred my face! My beautiful Jewish locks have been burned and my face... OH, GOD, MY FACE! THE FIRE WAS IN MY EYES! MY EYES! After the explosion, I managed to dive out the window before he killed himself, allowing me to only get third degree burns instead of dying a terrible death. I wandered to my friend's house and used his computer to tell you of my situation before I told any of my family or friends.

I am... ALIVE!

[6M69I69B9]

How did you get burned from something you just made up?

[Wrench]

Thank God Bassir your alive. I was worried about you. 

[Silverhawk79]

And yet your IP is exactly the same. hax;

[ncba93ivyase]

And yet your IP is exactly the same. hax;

ANDREW STOLE WIRELESS INTERNET FROM HIS NEIGHBORS, OF COURSE.

[Silverhawk79]

And yet your IP is exactly the same. hax;

ANDREW STOLE WIRELESS INTERNET FROM HIS NEIGHBORS, OF COURSE.

RIGHT, OF COURSE.