and the award for most bafflingly overrated coffee shop goes TO:

[ME##]

DUTCH BROS 'COFFEE'


This shit is repulsive. It's barely even coffee and only serves zoomers who think coffee needs to be 30% sugar, 65% milk and 5% pre-made canned coffee.


Starbucks slander will NOT be tolerated in this thread

[YPrrrr]

Is there any coffee chain that's like actually good though

[Samus Aran]

Is there any coffee chain that's like actually good though

Supposedly Dunn Bros is up there, but theyre midwest only iirc

[Mando Pandango]

Starbucks slander will NOT be tolerated in this thread

then why did you describe starbucks coffee

[ME##]

Starbucks slander will NOT be tolerated in this thread

then why did you describe starbucks coffee

baka

[Hiro]

Starbucks slander will NOT be tolerated in this thread

then why did you describe starbucks coffee

have you had dutch bros? it really does make starbucks look gourmet by comparison

[Mando Pandango]

nah that's a west coast thing

[Kalahari Inkantation]

duckin donuts, easily

evidence: the fact that anyone still voluntarily drinks their """coffee""" at all

[YPrrrr]

I am still mystified by Bostonians fandom of that one.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

evidence:

https://www.nj.com/healthfit/2019/02/jersey-shore-dunkin-donuts-worker-has-hepatitis-a-customers-urged-to-seek-treatment.html

[strongbad]

dutch bros just uses hella syrups lol

[C.Mongler]

dunkins is perfeclty rated tho

like yea its shit but no expects it not to be shit

[Kalahari Inkantation]

like yea its shit but no expects it not to be shit

if that were true then no one would ever set foot in one

dunkins is perfeclty rated tho

it's overrated so long as its coffee has any voluntary consumers at all

evidence:

https://www.wbtv.com/story/24794981/plumbing-issue-may-lead-to-cause-of-illness-at-dunkin-donuts-in-monroe/

https://www.localsyr.com/health/coronavirus/potential-covid-19-exposure-at-dunkin-donuts-in-weedsport/

[YPrrrr]

Those really have nothing to do with the coffee though

[Hiro]

dutch bros just uses hella syrups lol

seriously, and why would anyone get syrup in their coffee I don't get it

dunkins is perfeclty rated tho

like yea its shit but no expects it not to be shit

pretty much this, dunkin' is popular because it's okay coffee that's fast and cheap and doesn't claim it's anything more