The EPIC conclusion to my girl problems.

[C.Mongler]

I didn't feel like bumping the old thread, so I just wanted to make this one as an announcement that I will no longer be whining about how gurls dont liek me. k. epic story is follwed as well as a possible straight to youtube movie. in b4 tl;dr.

Okay, so I invited her over (I'll just name her, her name is Cassie, to make telling the story easier) for the third day straight. Anyway, I had rented Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and Shaun of the Dead, both fucking kick-ass movies. Anyway, watched Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind first. She and I just held hands for a major portion of the movie until the end where she put her head on my shoulder, yay. After that I put in Shaun of the Dead. Now at this point we get really close. Really close. Both hands touching, head on my shoulder, rubbing, etc. this went on for the entire movie, and it was kind of distracting, so I'm going to have to watch Shaun of the Dead AGAIN, because I've never seen it, but it was worth it. At near the end of the movie my brother (hes 3) runs down the stairs into my basement, turns on the lights, starts jumping on the couch, and hitting us. Now this could be a bad thing, but it wasnt. Her head turned towards mine, and mine towards hers, and i was like *cream*. Then he threw his blanket on our heads, and she quickly kissed my cheek. The /b/tard in me wanted to say "I see what you did there", but I refrained. Then once again, heads turned, I went in for the kiss. Hawt. at this point, i was like "holy shit holy shit" and after calming down in about 2 seconds I said "Well this seems  a  good time to use a rephrased Avril Lavigne quotation : Hey hey you you, will you be my girlfriend?" Yeah. I actually fucking siad I swear to god, and even she said "You did not just say that". Awkward 4 second pause where I was like "oh shit,too soon? Did i fuck up?" She then said "yes, I will" , and then another kiss. Kinda frustrated she didn't perfect it with "Yea way Yea way, I think I'll be your new one", but I think I'll live.

IN CONCLUSION, I HAVE NO MORE USE FOR YOU CLUCKY LOL

[Daddy]

WELL I TOUCHED MYSELF AGAIN

[V]

IN CONCLUSION, I HAVE NO MORE USE FOR YOU CLUCKY LOL

I FUCKING LOVE THIS MAN. GOOD FUCKING JOB.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Congrats. flower;

[Wrench]

Congratulations. Now post more pictures of her. She looked pretty.  flower;

[6M69I69B9]

IN CONCLUSION, I HAVE NO MORE USE FOR YOU CLUCKY LOL

I FUCKING LOVE THIS MAN. GOOD FUCKING JOB.

FUCK YEAH

[C.Mongler]

Congratulations. Now post more pictures of her. She looked pretty.  flower;

I brought up pics, but we never got to it. Anyway theres a new one on her myspace:

[V]

Congratulations. Now post more pictures of her. She looked pretty.  flower;

I brought up pics, but we never got to it. Anyway theres a new one on her myspace:

She's nice. I would tap it.

[Selkie]

KONGA RATS!

[Wrench]

Great job Mongler. I'm very proud of you. You have a very good taste in girls.  flower;

[LCK]

So, which one of you will be the cock mongler?

[Silverhawk79]

Congrats.
Though the Avril line was a little...stupid.
But hey, it worked. caterpie;

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Congratulations. Now post more pictures of her. She looked pretty.  flower;

I brought up pics, but we never got to it. Anyway theres a new one on her myspace:

Dude, she's really hot.

[C.Mongler]

k she took a pic just for me to prove i'm not a stalker. she doesn't look as hawt in this one, but she is =]

[Ezloﺕ]

IN CONCLUSION, I HAVE NO MORE USE FOR YOU CLUCKY LOL

DON'T WORRY CLUCKY I'M STILL HERE.