hey joice

[Mando Pandango]

i found you in the wild recently

[Mando Pandango]

i also found strongbad's unreasonably attractive ladyfriend who was on here for like a month but that's less surprising and has happened a few times tbh

[Joice]

ohey that me wowie

[Joice]

ricky wants me to send him stuff from japan, what should i send him

[Mando Pandango]

idk what's in japan

[Joice]

idk a lot of stuff

[Mando Pandango]

send him some vending machine panties

[Joice]

i haven't found any of those said vending machines

[Joice]

oh i found one in a sex shop in akiba, but they aren't used panties. they're just a new panties gachapon- used panty vending machines don't exist.

[Mando Pandango]

i never said used panties, excuse you

[Joice]

i figured thats what you meant because everyone asks me if i've found "panty vending machines" 

[Mando Pandango]

How would they even stock those. That's ridiculous.

[Joice]

in gachapons, the little plastic balls that have the things inside when you get one from the vending machine

[Mando Pandango]

Yeah but like where would they get the stock of used panties. Would they be donated and dropped into a deposit box like a library? Would there be a building somewhere that employs women to exercise for a while and then hand over their panties? It's just impractical.

[Joice]

probably all of the above.

but they would probably give fresh panties to porn stars, they'd probably wear them for a day or two and then give back the panties for the store to sell.

that's what i think would happen if selling used panties were a thing