list of """vegetables""" that are nutritionally worthless to average westerners

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Well on the YPR scale you are merely dad-bod 

thyme is more like a bear lol

but he didn't look massive to me in that photo either

[YPrrrr]

Well on the YPR scale you are merely dad-bod 

thyme is more like a bear lol

but he didn't look massive to me in that photo either

I need to see shirtless Thyme to confirm bear but maybe

[Kalahari Inkantation]

corn

It only helps paint your waste with color.

corn is a nutritionally mediocre vegetable but you could certainly do worse

And the indigestible cellulose is good for you.

Most of the severely obese people I know pick off those questionable vegetables anyway

i don't

what i want to do now is find and replace all instances of lettuce in my life with spinach

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

whats wrong with onions?

[don't let's]

popcorn

[strongbad]

I will play devil's advocate and say that even nutrition devoid foods like lettuce and cucumber provide needed hydration, fiber, and a sense of fullness devoid of calories.

But I do generally avoid iceberg lettuce

I love cucumbers and potatoes though idc

this

[Daddy]

• lettuce (esp. iceberg)
• onions
• potatoes and basically all other starchy tuber-like things
• cucumbers
• generic bloated supermarket tomato (but other varieties are better)

gee, what an interesting coincidence that these happen to be the most common """vegetables""" found in fast food............................................

tomato is a fruit

[Kalahari Inkantation]

whats wrong with onions?

there's nothing wrong with them or anything else on the list, they're just not particularly nutritious relative to other vegetables lol

• lettuce (esp. iceberg)
• onions
• potatoes and basically all other starchy tuber-like things
• cucumbers
• generic bloated supermarket tomato (but other varieties are better)

gee, what an interesting coincidence that these happen to be the most common """vegetables""" found in fast food............................................

to is a fruit

botanical fruit culinary vegetable bla bla bla

and cucumber is a fruit too lol

[YPrrrr]

• lettuce (esp. iceberg)
• onions
• potatoes and basically all other starchy tuber-like things
• cucumbers
• generic bloated supermarket tomato (but other varieties are better)

gee, what an interesting coincidence that these happen to be the most common """vegetables""" found in fast food............................................

to is a fruit

cucumbers2