Would it be wildly inappropriate of me to give an attractive young former profes

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Well that would be particularly inappropriate considering she's a curly burgundy-haired, olive-skinned descendant of the Promised Land.

and particularly inappropriate because she was born in the soviet union and still has a moderate russian accent

[spoiler]

OMFG

MOMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I'M SO SORRYYYYYYYYYYYY [/spoiler]

[don't let's]

In a surprising twist, tec, not snorkel, was the sleeper agent all along.

[strongbad]

i wouldn't call her

if you ran into her somewhere in or outside of school (coincidentally, not stalking), i'd say get into a conversation. an unknown call out of the blue (especially if she didn't give you her number personally) is a big red flag imo

i don't like the mentality of "what's the worst that could happen???" because i think it really sucks for girls to be put in that position all the time

my 2 cents

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I already sent a lengthy, cringe-worthy message to an address she didn't give me personally. We'll see what happens, I guess.

if you ran into her somewhere in or outside of school (coincidentally, not stalking)

i lol'd

well that's exceedingly unlikely to happen, but you know

Her resume does also have her home address on it, and it isn't really that far off from my own.

i should show up at her doorstep one day with flowers and rugelach

[YPrrrr]

i wouldn't call her

if you ran into her somewhere in or outside of school (coincidentally, not stalking), i'd say get into a conversation. an unknown call out of the blue (especially if she didn't give you her number personally) is a big red flag imo

i don't like the mentality of "what's the worst that could happen???" because i think it really sucks for girls to be put in that position all the time

my 2 cents

It's not about her being a girl though, it's about Tec getting money back. Same situation if it's a man, he's not getting the money back if he doesnt try!

[strongbad]

oh yeah i just skimmed the first post and thought that there were more romantic intentions

sry yeah you should do it tec

[C.Mongler]

did u fuck her yet its been like 4 days

[don't let's]

I think we're all forgetting the most important thing here... Did tec link back to boyah?

[Kalahari Inkantation]

In a surprising twist, tec, not snorkel, was the sleeper agent all along.

It's true.

oh yeah i just skimmed the first post and thought that there were more romantic intentions

sry yeah you should do it tec

rofl jesus CHRIST

I promise I'm neither quite that delusional, nor quite that much of a creep.

the tl;dr is that if i don't deal with this i'm stuck with >$2000 in tuition fees and some horrifying grades (although she herself was kind enough not to give me an F) for courses i never even attended once, lol

so, i mean, i'm not just casually chatting her up lol, i certainly wouldn't harass her or anyone else irl if it weren't for a necessary reason

Not that I even could casually ch@ her up if I were so brazen as to consider doing such a thing. She's probably like 15 years my senior and married.

...nonetheless, i still think there's a chance she might appreciate some strictly apologetic flowers and rugelach

[Kalahari Inkantation]

...sooo she replied lol

some paraphrased excerpts:

Please don't worry about your disappearing. Of course I worried about you.

The people around you will be fine if you don't respond on time, trust me. I am glad you wrote though, as I was worried that I won't ever know how you are.

I am such a piece of garbage.

she must think i'm the most pitiful being on the face of the earth

She didn't even question the fact that I must have done some serious snooping to get access to her personal contact info, even though I'm certain she's at least somewhat irritated/disturbed by that.

jesus christ what did i do to deserve such a sweet, forgiving, accommodating, attractive young former professor

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M SO PATHETIC

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Also, I have absolutely no idea how to respond, for several reasons. One of them is that it seems like they might have already accepted my petition, entirely without her input.

so i may have harassed this kind woman for nothing lol

[Hiro]

I mean it seems like she's glad to get an update from you, just stop romanticizing it so much and calm down lol
seems like it all worked out fine

[Kalahari Inkantation]

sry i'm a forlorn loser it's hard sometimes

I think we're all forgetting the most important thing here... Did tec link back to boyah?

lol

you know, her banter level and humor are seriously top notch, she'd fit right in tbh

In fact, I think I'm going to include a personal invite to Boyah with the strictly apologetic flowers and rugelach I'm preparing to deliver to her doorstep.

[Thyme]

Also, I have absolutely no idea how to respond, for several reasons.

Did she ask a question of any kind in her reply? Because otherwise you don't have to respond.

but yeah what hiro said

[YPrrrr]

Sit on her lap and have her sing you a song as she rocks you to sleep