I'm having a waking nightmare

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Life is a repeated endless kick to the nuts. And then when you think you got the hang of it, Life is like 'Hey, I got these new boots I’d like to try out on your nuts.

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Early in the morning, risin' to the street
Light me up that cigarette and I strap shoes on my feet
Got to find a reason, a reason things went wrong
Got to find a reason why my money's all gone

[spoiler]It's the videogames[/spoiler]

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also lest i break feyd's veneer of insanity i think you guys should know everything he's posting is a [spoiler=nsfw]game grumps reference[/spoiler]

even worse

I'm gonna need some ketchup for all those harsh-browns you're servin' right now.

[TooB]

You create life from your dick, and it destroys everything that you love. It goes in a straight path, and you know where it's gonna go, but not exactly where it's gonna end up.

[TooB]

dota
shota
yoda
soda

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I don't need to know you, I just need to blow you

[TooB]

This time for real is real. This time is it, this done, we're everywhere. How many times?

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This is the worst thread on this god forsaken website

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Takin another stab
At my underwater song
Gotta come up for air
Cuz I can't breathe for too long

UNDERNEATH THE WATAAAAA
UNDERNEATH THE WATAAAHAAA!!!

[TooB]

The D Club is CANCELLED! ITS OUTTA COMMISSION!

[TooB]

There's no earthly way of knowing
Which direction we are going

[TooB]

There's no knowing where we're rowing
Or which way the river's flowing

[TooB]

Is it raining, is it snowing
Is a hurricane a-blowing

[TooB]

Not a speck of light is showing
So the danger must be growing

[TooB]

Are the fires of Hell a-glowing
Is the grisly reaper mowing