omg aaaaaaaaaaa

[Andrew1911]

me and my imaginary friends were eating at burger king when this guy drove past almost running us over

i screamed, 'hey douche u almost ran me over!1!1'

he stopped and reversed back

i pissed myself

he got out and laughed at me and said he was gunna kill me

he got me in his car and raped me

i went home and cried in my diary

[Buffy]

omg poor andrew

[Daddy]

sXe 4 lyfe

[Himu]

Tell him that I'll fucking beat the shit out of him and throw him in a river.

[Fireman.exe]

Did he wear a condom?

[Andrew1911]

Tell him that I'll fucking beat the shit out of him and throw him in a river.

I'm your property, right? 

[Andrew1911]

Did he wear a condom?

wut

weird my butt is still wet from some sticky stuff

[?]

Oh, GCF, you're just a bundle of fun.

[Buffy]

Tell him that I'll fucking beat the shit out of him and throw him in a river.

what about making him fall in a freaking ocean and get killed by sharks?

[Tomboh]

GCF lole.

[Daddy]

Did he wear a condom?

wut

weird my butt is still wet from some sticky stuff

o sry

[Himu]

Tell him that I'll fucking beat the shit out of him and throw him in a river.

I'm your property, right? 

FUCK YEAH!!!!

[Silverhawk79]

Move to Bel-Air.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

lol, r u pregn8

[Wrench]

Did you tell your Aunty and Uncle?