lol new old girl thread

[C.Mongler]

My ex-girlfriend is going off on me (not in a sexy way, a 'omg u ass' way) because I called Dane Cook a "retarded cock sucking shit faced ". I also said Mitch Hedberg was far superior. She then replied and said Dane Cook was really really funny and that Mitch Hedberg is a .

How much does my ex-girlfriend fucking fail? She also listens to My Chemical Romance 

[Pele]

Emo douche with bad taste in comedians?

Kill her.

[Feynman]

HAVE ROUGH SEX.

[ncba93ivyase]

hay u gayv me a bonr

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Bumb n' dump. china;

[Daddy]

I am going to have to require a pic before I can form an opinion.

[C.Mongler]

Emo douche with bad taste in comedians?

Kill her.

If I hadn't moved and she wasn't 600 miles away I probably would.

[V]

HAVE ROUGH SEX.

Sounds like you have a plan, there.

[Bushy]

kill her and rape her cold, dead corpse

[V]

kill her and rape her cold, dead corpse

Kinky.  caterpie;

[Houdini]

Anyone who likes both Dane Cook and My Chemical Romance should be shot.

[LCK]

Anyone who thinks Dane Cook is better than Mitch Hedberg should be shot.

[Wrench]

My Chemical Romance? Dump her ass.

[mariofreak55]

your girlfriend is absolutely right

[Reverse Psychology]

My Chemical Romance? Dump her ass.

In before Lozal.