strange and sudden realizations

[silvertone]

You ever just sitting around, on a chair or the floor maybe a couch, and just realize something odd? I guess the teeming millions refer to it as 'shower thoughts', but  they tend to happen whenever and wherever. So if you ever have a sudden realization of something odd and strange, and possibly petty and useless [as most realizations are] POST THEM HERE.

The one that inspired this thread:
I haven't mowed a lawn in about a half a decade

[squirrelfriend]

I'm posting via a literal ethernet over the ethers

[strongbad]

i'm literally wasting my time right now

[FAMY2]

I tend to blurt them out loud. 

[silvertone]

i'm literally wasting my time right now

damn. thats fucked, but same