This is what I've been missing?

[Silverhawk79]

I just got 1GB of RAM put in my piece of shit computer, which previously had 256MB.
JESUS CHRIST. I can't believe I didn't do this sooner. AIM takes 5 seconds to start, and I can actually use Photoshop now, and play Tribes: Vengeance.
Of course, you all probably already have 1GB of RAM, and don't care. WELL, SCREW YOU.

[Feynman]

Holy shit, you're an idiot.

THAT'S WHAT RAM DOES.

[Ezloﺕ]

I remember when I had 256 MB of RAM.

[Feynman]

I remember when I had 256 MB of RAM.

Worst five minutes of my life.

[Ricky]

My laptop that is now useless had a fucking 289MB of ram after I put in some USB Ram.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I don't even know how much RAM I have.
In fact, I don't even know what it really is.

[Silverhawk79]

Holy shit, you're an idiot.

THAT'S WHAT RAM DOES.

I KNOW THAT. I JUST WANTED A SUBTLE WAY TO SAY I GOT MORE RAM.

[Silverhawk79]

I remember when I had 256 MB of RAM.

Worst five minutes of my life.

I've been stuck with it for 3Ã,½ years. suicide;

[Silverhawk79]

I have 512 MB RAM.

My other computer also has 512MB, and it's fine.
Anything's better than 256MB, though.

[Riosan]

702 MB here. I'm buying 512 MB more cheap, so that I can even out with Silver, and so that my games won't lag as much anymore.

[Wrench]

I have 512 MB.  edumacate;

[Andrios]

Damn, what kind of computer do you have?  I have 2GB in my laptop.... Sheesh.

[Feynman]

Damn, what kind of computer do you have?  I have 2GB in my laptop.... Sheesh.

2GB on a Mac?

[Andrios]

Damn, what kind of computer do you have?  I have 2GB in my laptop.... Sheesh.

2GB on a Mac?

Uh, yeeeaaaaah.

[ncba93ivyase]

Damn, what kind of computer do you have?  I have 2GB in my laptop.... Sheesh.

2GB on a Mac?

Uh, yeeeaaaaah.

On a Macbook?

Shit, thet's 4 times what my iMac G5 has.