proud victories

[chocobo2]

i beat soup (the outsider admin) like the joker beat batman in The Killing Joke

what have you even done

[C.Mongler]

i once did a wheelie on my bicycle

[YPrrrr]

I beat David at FIFA

(The other 17 times don't count)

[Daddy]

I make shitposts on various websites.

[chocobo2]

i once did a wheelie on my bicycle

s i c k

I beat David at FIFA

(The other 17 times don't count)

sounds like maybe you should be Manager

I make shitposts on various websites.

we just all got BTFO

[Socks]

there was this chick at work that i always wanted to fuck. but she was a bit of a tom boy with an attitude and these amazing huge titties. one day we were all partying in the parking lot after work drinking booze and smoking weed. she offered to drive me home since i had gotten a ride with another friend that day. while we were in her car things got heated and we went to her grandmother's house instead. there i got to smack the shit out of those titties, hock lugies on her vagina and then perform a coup de-tat by busting in her mouth. it was glorious. to this day she doesn't like talking about that night and claims she was extremely fucked up.
to which i say, shank shank shank shank shank, silly bitch.

[chocobo2]

there was this chick at work that i always wanted to fuck. but she was a bit of a tom boy with an attitude and these amazing huge titties. one day we were all partying in the parking lot after work drinking booze and smoking weed. she offered to drive me home since i had gotten a ride with another friend that day. while we were in her car things got heated and we went to her grandmother's house instead. there i got to smack the shit out of those titties, hock lugies on her vagina and then perform a coup de-tat by busting in her mouth. it was glorious. to this day she doesn't like talking about that night and claims she was extremely fucked up.
to which i say, shank shank shank shank shank, silly bitch.

wohhhhhhhhh.. *looks up at you with big, admiring eyes* puss loogs? chilling knife assault? time to take a step down on the podium, Khadafi. where our personal trophies are concerned, socks' is the biggest, and maybe decomposing in his basement

[Daddy]

socks is alive

[chocobo2]

his rape-meat isnt

[Socks]

hey man i'm a nice guy what's up with all this slander.

[chocobo2]

soryy.. im distraught about having to wait all year to play Juri Han in street fighter v , i guess my emotions are leaking out all over the place . ill be stickin with karin i guess, i want to change her outfit really bad though

[YPrrrr]

i once did a wheelie on my bicycle

s i c k

I beat David at FIFA

(The other 17 times don't count)

sounds like maybe you should be Manager

I make shitposts on various websites.

we just all got BTFO

GODDAMN IT BOYAH I AM A MANAGER

[Socks]

soryy.. im distraught about having to wait all year to play Juri Han in street fighter v , i guess my emotions are leaking out all over the place . ill be stickin with karin i guess, i want to change her outfit really bad though

yeah man i don't know what that is but i feel ya. i used to play call of duty, i was one of those people that screamed in the headset, yelling at people to do their job. then my PS broke, and i miss it. it's been over a year. i would go play your video game when you can man. it's gonna feels good you know.

[spoiler]this was written with only mild sarcasm[/spoiler]

[chocobo2]

will you be my big bro? you've got that quality to you, and i need a pair of legs to hang on. we could keep each other loved in this cold dark world

[strongbad]

I spilled beer on a pool table at some bar a couple weeks ago and got out of the 12000 baht fine by being overly nice and apologetic about it